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"Except in the way of friendship," said Mixet.
"I'm just as sick of all this as a man can be," said Mr. Ruggles,
who was sitting low in his chair, with his back bent, and his head
forward. "I won't put up with it no more."
"Who wants you to put up with it?" said Ruby. "Who wants 'em to come
here with their trash? Who brought 'em to-night? I don't know what
business Mr. Mixet has interfering along o' me. I never interfere
along o' him."
"John Crumb, have you anything to say?" asked the old man.
Then John Crumb slowly arose from his chair, and stood up at his full
height. "I hove," said he, swinging his head to one side.
"Then say it."
"I will," said he. He was still standing bolt upright with his hands
down by his side. Then he stretched out his left to his glass which
was half full of beer, and strengthened himself as far as that would
strengthen him. Having done this he slowly deposited the pipe which
he still held in his right hand.
"Now speak your mind, like a man," said Mixet.
"I intends it," said John. But he still stood dumb, looking down upon
old Ruggles, who from his crouched position was looking up at him.
Ruby was standing with both her hands upon the table and her eyes
intent upon the wall over the fire-place.
"You've asked Miss Ruby to be your wife a dozen times;--haven't you,
John?" suggested Mixet.
"I hove."
"And you mean to be as good as your word?"
"I do."
"And she has promised to have you?"
"She hove."
"More nor once or twice?" To this proposition Crumb found it only
necessary to bob his head. "You're ready,--and willing?"
"I om."
"You're wishing to have the banns said without any more delay?"
"There ain't no delay 'bout me;--never was."
"Everything is ready in your own house?"
"They is."
"And you will expect Miss Ruby to come to the scratch?"
"I sholl."
"That's about it, I think," said Joe Mixet, turning to the
grandfather. "I don't think there was ever anything much more
straightforward than that. You know, I know, Miss Ruby knows all
about John Crumb. John Crumb didn't come to Bungay yesterday,--nor
yet the day before. There's been a talk of five hundred pounds, Mr.
Ruggles." Mr. Ruggles made a slight gesture of assent with his head.
"Five hundred pounds is very comfortable; and added to what John has
will make things that snug that things never was snugger. But John
Crumb isn't after Miss Ruby along of her fortune."
"Nohow's," said the lover, shaking his head and still standing
upright with his hands by his side.
"Not he;--it isn't his ways, and them as knows him'll never say it of
him. John has a heart in his buzsom."
"I has," said John, raising his hand a little above his stomach.
"And feelings as a man. It's true love as has brought John Crumb to
Sheep's Acre farm this night;--love of that young lady, if she'll let
me make so free. He's a proposed to her, and she's a haccepted him,
and now it's about time as they was married. That's what John Crumb
has to say."
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