Assent was given to this proposition by a vertical inclination of her
head. No words as yet had passed her lips. This was certainly not very
encouraging, but then perhaps I ought not to have spoken until after
I had been addressed by her. It occurred to me that while courting
the Muses at Heidelberg I had perhaps neglected the Graces, and had
lost all notions of etiquette; and unlike the damsel in the opera of
_Ruddigore_, I did not carry an etiquette-book about with me to consult
in cases of doubt, or I might have referred to it, in the present
instance, under the head of "Whether it be allowable for a gentleman
travelling in company with an unknown lady to try to draw her into
conversation?" Whether it be allowable or not, it is certainly the duty
of every one to be considerate, so I pushed the foot-warmer to the
feet of my fair companion, remarking:
"Your need is greater than mine."
I thought that this famous quotation from Elizabethan history would
be sure to elicit some words. But no. Her thanks took the shape of
a graceful inclination of her head, and at the same time the dark
eyes sparkled through the veil, seeming to say: "You want to make me
speak, but you shall not succeed." She had evidently recovered from
her terror. Perseverance is an essential feature in my character. I
determined to continue my crusade against her silence. I took from my
portmanteau some English illustrated magazines that I had brought with
me from Heidelberg to beguile the tedious hours of travelling, and,
extending them to the stranger, said:
"May I offer you these?"
Now this proved a bad stroke of policy on my part, for the papers were
accepted with a grave bow, and the lady at once immersed herself in
their contents, and took no further notice of me.
"Well, if this doesn't beat all!" I muttered. "You're a cool one!
Rude, too, for surely an act of courtesy is deserving of a few words
of thanks?" It then occurred to me that perhaps she was aware I was
suspicious of her, and had determined to baffle me by presenting a firm
shield of silence to my conversational shafts, even when those shafts
consisted of casual and trifling remarks.
In ordinary circumstances I should not, after so many rebuffs, have
continued to press my attentions, but I regarded the singular events of
the night as a justification for my persistency. I therefore seized the
occasion when she chanced to look up from her reading to make another
trial to elicit a word:
"Are you travelling far, madam?"
The magazine was laid aside, and, producing a card-case, she seemed to
be making a selection from its contents. Presently she handed a card to
me. It was inscribed with the following words, written evidently with a
view to emergencies such as she was now in:
"Pardon me if I have seemed rude. I thank you for your kind
attentions, but being dumb from birth, I am unable to carry on a
conversation.--DORA VANE."
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