The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
“‘He’s a bloomin’ Dook—he is!’” said Mr. Hoopdriver to himself, in a
soft undertone, as he went soaring down the hill, and again, “‘He’s a
bloomin’ Dook!”’ He opened his mouth in a silent laugh. It was having a
decent cut did it. His social superiority had been so evident that even
a man like that noticed it. No more Manchester Department for ten days!
Out of Manchester, a Man. The draper Hoopdriver, the Hand, had vanished
from existence. Instead was a gentleman, a man of pleasure, with a
five-pound note, two sovereigns, and some silver at various convenient
points of his person. At any rate as good as a Dook, if not precisely
in the peerage. Involuntarily at the thought of his funds Hoopdriver’s
right hand left the handle and sought his breast pocket, to be
immediately recalled by a violent swoop of the machine towards the
cemetery. Whirroo! Just missed that half-brick! Mischievous brutes
there were in the world to put such a thing in the road. Some blooming
’Arry or other! Ought to prosecute a few of these roughs, and the rest
would know better. That must be the buckle of the wallet was rattling
on the mud-guard. How cheerfully the wheels buzzed!
The cemetery was very silent and peaceful, but the Vale was waking, and
windows rattled and squeaked up, and a white dog came out of one of the
houses and yelped at him. He got off, rather breathless, at the foot of
Kingston Hill, and pushed up. Halfway up, an early milk chariot rattled
by him; two dirty men with bundles came hurrying down. Hoopdriver felt
sure they were burglars, carrying home the swag.
It was up Kingston Hill that he first noticed a peculiar feeling, a
slight tightness at his knees; but he noticed, too, at the top that he
rode straighter than he did before. The pleasure of riding straight
blotted out these first intimations of fatigue. A man on horseback
appeared; Hoopdriver, in a tumult of soul at his own temerity, passed
him. Then down the hill into Kingston, with the screw hammer, behind in
the wallet, rattling against the oil can. He passed, without
misadventure, a fruiterer’s van and a sluggish cartload of bricks. And
in Kingston Hoopdriver, with the most exquisite sensations, saw the
shutters half removed from a draper’s shop, and two yawning youths, in
dusty old black jackets and with dirty white comforters about their
necks, clearing up the planks and boxes and wrappers in the window,
preparatory to dressing it out. Even so had Hoopdriver been on the
previous day. But now, was he not a bloomin’ Dook, palpably in the
sight of common men? Then round the corner to the right—bell banged
furiously—and so along the road to Surbiton.
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