The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
The situation was primordial. The Man beneath prevailed for a moment
over the civilised superstructure, the Draper. He pushed at the pedals
with archaic violence. So Palaeolithic man may have ridden his simple
bicycle of chipped flint in pursuit of his exogamous affinity. She
vanished round the corner. His effort was Titanic. What should he say
when he overtook her? That scarcely disturbed him at first. How fine
she had looked, flushed with the exertion of riding, breathing a little
fast, but elastic and active! Talk about your ladylike, homekeeping
girls with complexions like cold veal! But what should he say to her?
That was a bother. And he could not lift his cap without risking a
repetition of his previous ignominy. She was a real Young Lady. No
mistake about that! None of your blooming shop girls. (There is no
greater contempt in the world than that of shop men for shop girls,
unless it be that of shop girls for shop men.) Phew! This was work. A
certain numbness came and went at his knees.
“May I ask to whom I am indebted?” he panted to himself, trying it
over. That might do. Lucky he had a card case! A hundred a
shilling—while you wait. He was getting winded. The road was certainly
a bit uphill. He turned the corner and saw a long stretch of road, and
a grey dress vanishing. He set his teeth. Had he gained on her at all?
“Monkey on a gridiron!” yelped a small boy. Hoopdriver redoubled his
efforts. His breath became audible, his steering unsteady, his
pedalling positively ferocious. A drop of perspiration ran into his
eye, irritant as acid. The road really was uphill beyond dispute. All
his physiology began to cry out at him. A last tremendous effort
brought him to the corner and showed yet another extent of shady
roadway, empty save for a baker’s van. His front wheel suddenly
shrieked aloud. “Oh Lord!” said Hoopdriver, relaxing.
Anyhow she was not in sight. He got off unsteadily, and for a moment
his legs felt like wisps of cotton. He balanced his machine against the
grassy edge of the path and sat down panting. His hands were gnarled
with swollen veins and shaking palpably, his breath came viscid.
“I’m hardly in training yet,” he remarked. His legs had gone leaden. “I
don’t feel as though I’d had a mouthful of breakfast.” Presently he
slapped his side pocket and produced therefrom a brand-new cigarette
case and a packet of Vansittart’s Red Herring cigarettes. He filled the
case. Then his eye fell with a sudden approval on the ornamental
chequering of his new stockings. The expression in his eyes faded
slowly to abstract meditation.
“She _was_ a stunning girl,” he said. “I wonder if I shall ever set
eyes on her again. And she knew how to ride, too! Wonder what she
thought of me.”
The phrase ‘bloomin’ Dook’ floated into his mind with a certain flavour
of comfort.
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