The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
It was at a charming little place between Esher and Cobham, where a
bridge crosses a stream, that Mr. Hoopdriver came across the other
cyclist in brown. It is well to notice the fact here, although the
interview was of the slightest, because it happened that subsequently
Hoopdriver saw a great deal more of this other man in brown. The other
cyclist in brown had a machine of dazzling newness, and a punctured
pneumatic lay across his knees. He was a man of thirty or more, with a
whitish face, an aquiline nose, a lank, flaxen moustache, and very fair
hair, and he scowled at the job before him. At the sight of him Mr.
Hoopdriver pulled himself together, and rode by with the air of one
born to the wheel. “A splendid morning,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, “and a
fine surface.”
“The morning and you and the surface be everlastingly damned!” said the
other man in brown as Hoopdriver receded. Hoopdriver heard the mumble
and did not distinguish the words, and he felt a pleasing sense of
having duly asserted the wide sympathy that binds all cyclists
together, of having behaved himself as becomes one of the brotherhood
of the wheel. The other man in brown watched his receding aspect.
“Greasy proletarian,” said the other man in brown, feeling a prophetic
dislike. “Got a suit of brown, the very picture of this. One would
think his sole aim in life had been to caricature me. It’s Fortune’s
way with me. Look at his insteps on the treadles! Why does Heaven make
such men?”
And having lit a cigarette, the other man in brown returned to the
business in hand.
Mr. Hoopdriver worked up the hill towards Cobham to a point that he
felt sure was out of sight of the other man in brown, and then he
dismounted and pushed his machine; until the proximity of the village
and a proper pride drove him into the saddle again.
VIII.
Beyond Cobham came a delightful incident, delightful, that is, in its
beginning if a trifle indeterminate in the retrospect. It was perhaps
half-way between Cobham and Ripley. Mr. Hoopdriver dropped down a
little hill, where, unfenced from the road, fine mossy trees and
bracken lay on either side; and looking up he saw an open country
before him, covered with heather and set with pines, and a yellow road
running across it, and half a mile away perhaps, a little grey figure
by the wayside waving something white. “Never!” said Mr. Hoopdriver
with his hands tightening on the handles.
He resumed the treadles, staring away before him, jolted over a stone,
wabbled, recovered, and began riding faster at once, with his eyes
ahead. “It can’t be,” said Hoopdriver.
He rode his straightest, and kept his pedals spinning, albeit a limp
numbness had resumed possession of his legs. “It _can’t_ be,” he
repeated, feeling every moment more assured that it _was_. “Lord! I
don’t know even now,” said Mr. Hoopdriver (legs awhirling), and then,
“Blow my legs!”
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