The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I will be perfectly frank with you,” said the other man in brown.
“Frankness is always the best course,” said Mr. Hoopdriver.
“Well, then—who the devil set you on this business?”
“Set me _on_ this business?”
“Don’t pretend to be stupid. Who’s your employer? Who engaged you for
this job?”
“Well,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, confused. “No—I can’t say.”
“Quite sure?” The other man in brown glanced meaningly down at his
hand, and Mr. Hoopdriver, following him mechanically, saw a yellow
milled edge glittering in the twilight. Now your shop assistant is just
above the tip-receiving class, and only just above it—so that he is
acutely sensitive on the point.
Mr. Hoopdriver flushed hotly, and his eyes were angry as he met those
of the other man in brown. “Stow it!” said Mr. Hoopdriver, stopping and
facing the tempter.
“What!” said the other man in brown, surprised. “Eigh?” And so saying
he stowed it in his breeches pocket.
“D’yer think I’m to be bribed?” said Mr. Hoopdriver, whose imagination
was rapidly expanding the situation. “By Gosh! I’d follow you now—”
“My dear sir,” said the other man in brown, “I beg your pardon. I
misunderstood you. I really beg your pardon. Let us walk on. In your
profession—”
“What have you got to say against my profession?”
“Well, really, you know. There are detectives of an inferior
description—watchers. The whole class. Private Inquiry—I did not
realise—I really trust you will overlook what was, after all—you must
admit—a natural indiscretion. Men of honour are not so common in the
world—in any profession.”
It was lucky for Mr. Hoopdriver that in Midhurst they do not light the
lamps in the summer time, or the one they were passing had betrayed
him. As it was, he had to snatch suddenly at his moustache and tug
fiercely at it, to conceal the furious tumult of exultation, the
passion of laughter, that came boiling up. Detective! Even in the
shadow Bechamel saw that a laugh was stifled, but he put it down to the
fact that the phrase “men of honour” amused his interlocutor. “He’ll
come round yet,” said Bechamel to himself. “He’s simply holding out for
a fiver.” He coughed.
“I don’t see that it hurts you to tell me who your employer is.”
“Don’t you? I do.”
“Prompt,” said Bechamel, appreciatively. “Now here’s the thing I want
to put to you—the kernel of the whole business. You need not answer if
you don’t want to. There’s no harm done in my telling you what I want
to know. Are you employed to watch me—or Miss Milton?”
“I’m not the leaky sort,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, keeping the secret he
did not know with immense enjoyment. Miss Milton! That was her name.
Perhaps he’d tell some more. “It’s no good pumping. Is that all you’re
after?” said Mr. Hoopdriver.
Bechamel respected himself for his diplomatic gifts. He tried to catch
a remark by throwing out a confidence. “I take it there are two people
concerned in watching this affair.”
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