The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
Now, as they passed into the room where their suppers were prepared,
Mr. Hoopdriver caught a glimpse through a door ajar and floating in a
reek of smoke, of three and a half faces—for the edge of the door cut
one down—and an American cloth-covered table with several glasses and a
tankard. And he also heard a remark. In the second before he heard that
remark, Mr. Hoopdriver had been a proud and happy man, to
particularize, a baronet’s heir _incognito_. He had surrendered their
bicycles to the odd man of the place with infinite easy dignity, and
had bowingly opened the door for Jessie. “Who’s that, then?” he
imagined people saying; and then, “Some’n pretty well orf—judge by the
bicycles.” Then the imaginary spectators would fall a-talking of the
fashionableness of bicycling,—how judges and stockbrokers and actresses
and, in fact, all the best people rode, and how that it was often the
fancy of such great folk to shun the big hotels, the adulation of urban
crowds, and seek, _incognito_, the cosy quaintnesses of village life.
Then, maybe, they would think of a certain nameless air of distinction
about the lady who had stepped across the doorway, and about the
handsome, flaxen-moustached, blue-eyed Cavalier who had followed her
in, and they would look one to another. “Tell you what it is,” one of
the village elders would say—just as they do in novels—voicing the
thought of all, in a low, impressive tone: “There’s such a thin’ as
entertaining barranets unawares—not to mention no higher things—”
Such, I say, had been the filmy, delightful stuff in Mr. Hoopdriver’s
head the moment before he heard that remark. But the remark toppled him
headlong. What the precise remark was need not concern us. It was a
casual piece of such satire as Strephon delights in. Should you be
curious, dear lady, as to its nature, you have merely to dress yourself
in a really modern cycling costume, get one of the feeblest-looking of
your men to escort you, and ride out, next Saturday evening, to any
public house where healthy, homely people gather together. Then you
will hear quite a lot of the kind of thing Mr. Hoopdriver heard. More,
possibly, than you will desire.
The remark, I must add, implicated Mr. Hoopdriver. It indicated an
entire disbelief in his social standing. At a blow, it shattered all
the gorgeous imaginative fabric his mind had been rejoicing in. All
that foolish happiness vanished like a dream. And there was nothing to
show for it, as there is nothing to show for any spiteful remark that
has ever been made. Perhaps the man who said the thing had a gleam of
satisfaction at the idea of taking a complacent-looking fool down a
peg, but it is just as possible he did not know at the time that his
stray shot had hit. He had thrown it as a boy throws a stone at a bird.
And it not only demolished a foolish, happy conceit, but it wounded. It
touched Jessie grossly.
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