The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
She did not hear it, he concluded from her subsequent bearing; but
during the supper they had in the little private dining-room, though
she talked cheerfully, he was preoccupied. Whiffs of indistinct
conversation, and now and then laughter, came in from the inn parlor
through the pelargoniums in the open window. Hoopdriver felt it must
all be in the same strain,—at her expense and his. He answered her
abstractedly. She was tired, she said, and presently went to her room.
Mr. Hoopdriver, in his courtly way, opened the door for her and bowed
her out. He stood listening and fearing some new offence as she went
upstairs, and round the bend where the barometer hung beneath the
stuffed birds. Then he went back to the room, and stood on the
hearthrug before the paper fireplace ornament. “Cads!” he said in a
scathing undertone, as a fresh burst of laughter came floating in. All
through supper he had been composing stinging repartee, a blistering
speech of denunciation to be presently delivered. He would rate them as
a nobleman should: “Call themselves Englishmen, indeed, and insult a
woman!” he would say; take the names and addresses perhaps, threaten to
speak to the Lord of the Manor, promise to let them hear from him
again, and so out with consternation in his wake. It really ought to be
done.
“Teach ’em better,” he said fiercely, and tweaked his moustache
painfully. What was it? He revived the objectionable remark for his own
exasperation, and then went over the heads of his speech again.
He coughed, made three steps towards the door, then stopped and went
back to the hearthrug. He wouldn’t—after all. Yet was he not a Knight
Errant? Should such men go unreproved, unchecked, by wandering baronets
_incognito?_ Magnanimity? Look at it in that way? Churls beneath one’s
notice? No; merely a cowardly subterfuge. He _would_ after all.
Something within him protested that he was a hot-headed ass even as he
went towards the door again. But he only went on the more resolutely.
He crossed the hall, by the bar, and entered the room from which the
remark had proceeded. He opened the door abruptly and stood scowling on
them in the doorway. “You’ll only make a mess of it,” remarked the
internal sceptic. There were five men in the room altogether: a fat
person, with a long pipe and a great number of chins, in an armchair by
the fireplace, who wished Mr. Hoopdriver a good evening very affably; a
young fellow smoking a cutty and displaying crossed legs with gaiters;
a little, bearded man with a toothless laugh; a middle-aged,
comfortable man with bright eyes, who wore a velveteen jacket; and a
fair young man, very genteel in a yellowish-brown ready-made suit and a
white tie.
“H’m,” said Mr. Hoopdriver, looking very stern and harsh. And then in a
forbidding tone, as one who consented to no liberties, “Good evening.”
“Very pleasant day we’ve been ’aving,” said the fair young man with the
white tie.
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