The White Christmas and other Merry Christmas Plays — John Shaqi
The White Christmas and other Merry Christmas PlaysHare, Walter Ben
Religion
The White Christmas and other Merry Christmas Plays
Hare, Walter Ben
Christmas plays
MEENY. If he did it would make him awful seasick.
KLINKER. I wish we was landed in New York yet, so I do.
SCHWILLIE. Where is Anita? She'll know.
HULDA. Yes, Anita will know whether he is coming or not. She knows
almost everything.
PADDY MIKE (_standing at rear L._). Here comes Anita now, and sure
she's having a grand time, so she is.
ALL (_rising and going to rear, looking off L._). Here she comes.
Hurrah for Anita. (_Music: The same as for the Opening Song._)
TOMASSO (_calling_). Anita, Anita, come here quick. We want you.
ANITA (_outside L._). I'm coming. Wait a minute. I'm coming.
_Music swells louder._ ANITA _dances in from L., all sing as she
dances around, waving her tambourine._
ALL (_singing to tune of the "Opening Song"_).
We're sailing to America,
Away across the sea,
We're happy little immigrants,
Our hearts are light and free.
Then clap, clap, clap together,
(_All skip around._)
Clap, clap away;
The steerage is a happy place--
Tomorrow's Christmas Day.
ANITA (_comes forward to C. surrounded by the others_). Oh, I've just
had the grandest time. It was so superb, magnificent, sublime!
(_Extends arms in ecstasy._) I have-a been at the leetla window
watching the great, grand, magnificent ocean. It was all so blue and
so green and so purple--and the sinking sun is all shining on the
great-a, beeg waves, like-a sparkling diamonds. (_Use elaborate
gestures at all times._) And me, the poor, leetla Italian girl, gets
to see all this great-a, grand-a ocean. It is superb, magnificent,
sublime! Ah, I am so happy, I could sing and dance and kees everybody
on the great-a, grand-a earth!
MEENY (_at L._). Vot makes you so happy, Anita? Maybe I'd be happy yet
also, if I didn't get seasick once in a while.
ANITA. What makes me so happy, Meeny? It's the sun and the waves, and
the sunlight shining like diamonds on the great-a, grand-a ocean. Are
you not also happy, Biddy Mary?
BIDDY MARY (_standing by_ ANITA). I am not. Sure, I niver do be having
time to be seeing diamonds on the great big waves. I have to be hard
at work, so I do, peeling the praties for our Christmas breakfast.
ANITA. I watched the great-a red sun as he began to sink, sink, sink
way down in the ocean. And the beeg-a waves got more beeg and more
beeg and on top of them I saw long white lace fringe. The green silk
waves were all-a trimmed with white lace fringe. And sometimes I think
I see the leetla mermaid fairies dancing in the foam. Leetla green and
white mermaids with the long long-a hair.
TOMASSO (_at R._). You make-a me seek, Anita. There is-a no such
things as fairies.
ANITA. But I love to _think_ there is. It is a great, grand-a pleasure
just to think there is. Is it not, Meeny?
MEENY (_stolidly_). Oh, sure.
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