The White Christmas and other Merry Christmas PlaysHare, Walter Ben
Religion
The White Christmas and other Merry Christmas Plays
Hare, Walter Ben
Christmas plays
SCROOGE. Good afternoon.
FIRST LASS. I'm sorry, sir. Sorry--
SCROOGE. Sorry for them?
FIRST LASS. No, sir, I'm sorry for you, sir. Good afternoon. (_Exits
L. followed by_ SECOND LASS.)
SCROOGE. Sorry for me, hey? (_Pause. He works. The clock strikes
five._) Sorry for me!
CRATCHIT (_closes his book, blows out candle_). Is there anything
more, sir? (_Comes to C._)
SCROOGE. You'll want all day off tomorrow, I suppose?
CRATCHIT. If it's quite convenient, sir.
SCROOGE. Well, it isn't--and it's not fair. If I'd dock you a half a
crown for it you'd think I was ill using you, wouldn't you?
CRATCHIT (_nervously_). I don't know, sir.
SCROOGE. And yet you expect me to pay a full day's wages for no work.
CRATCHIT. It only comes once a year, sir. Only once a year.
SCROOGE. A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth
of December! But I suppose you've got to have the whole day. But you
be here all the earlier next morning.
CRATCHIT. Oh, yes, indeed, sir. (_Goes out R._)
SCROOGE. I'll stay here a bit and finish up the work.
_Enter_ CRATCHIT _from R. with hat. He turns up his coat collar, wraps
the long white woolen muffler around chin and pulls hat down over his
face._
CRATCHIT (_crosses to door L._). I'm going, sir.
SCROOGE. All right.
CRATCHIT (_shields face with arm as though he were afraid Scrooge
might throw something at him_). Merry Christmas, sir! (_Runs out L._)
SCROOGE. Bah! Humbug! (_He works at ledger. Finally drops his head on
his arms and sleeps. The light of his candle goes out. Note: Scrooge
might blow it out unseen by audience._)
_The stage is now in darkness. A musical bell tolls off L. After a
pause another bell tolls off R. The clinking of chains is heard. When
the stage is completely darkened the_ GHOST OF MARLEY _slips in and
sits at R. He is entirely covered with black, face and all, as he
slips in, so as to be quite invisible._
_Mysterious music. Sudden clap of thunder heard. An auto light from
the wings at R. is thrown on the_ GHOST'S _face. This light should be
green. The thunder dies away. Clanking of chains heard._
GHOST (_groans_).
SCROOGE (_starts up, looks at Ghost, pauses_). How now! What do you
want with me?
GHOST. Much.
SCROOGE. Who are you?
GHOST. Ask me who I was.
SCROOGE. Well, who were you, then?
GHOST. In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley. It is required of
every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his
fellow-men, and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned
to do so after death.
SCROOGE. You are fettered. Tell me why.
GHOST. I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link, yard
by yard, the heavy chain of avarice. Now I must make amends for the
opportunities I neglected in life.
SCROOGE. But you were always a good man of business, Jacob.
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