The White Rose of MemphisFalkner, William C. (Clark)
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The White Rose of Memphis
Falkner, William C. (Clark)
Memphis (Tenn.) -- Fiction
“We think the idea a good one, sir,” replied Queen Mary, “and we appoint
you and Ivanhoe as a select committee, whose duty it shall be to draft a
set of rules or by-laws for the government of our court. We allow you
one hour for the performance of that duty; meantime we will amuse
ourselves by a promenade in the saloon.”
Promptly at the expiration of the hour the queen ordered her court to
convene on deck in order to hear the by-laws read.
“We are now ready to hear what you have written,” said the queen,
speaking to Ingomar.
“We have the honor to inform your royal highness that we have performed
the duty assigned to us, and are now ready to report.”
“Read the report, my noble chief.”
Ingomar read as follows: “Whereas certain ladies and gentlemen of the
good city of Memphis, State of Tennessee, have embarked on an expedition
of pleasure, on board of the steam-boat known as the ‘White Rose of
Memphis,’ and whereas the aforesaid ladies and gentlemen are desirous of
contributing as much as they can to the happiness and pleasure of their
comrades thereby, and by means whereof they expect to obtain innocent
enjoyment for themselves and their associates, therefore be it
remembered that on this, the first day of May, the following rules and
regulations have been adopted, and the honor of each member pledged that
said rules and regulations shall in all respects be complied with and
faithfully obeyed, and that any one who shall be guilty of a willful
violation of any one of the rules shall be considered disgraced and
unworthy to be a member of this association, and shall be excluded
therefrom:
“RULE 1st. Her Royal Highness, the queen of Scots, shall reign as the
grand sovereign of this association.
“RULE 2d. It shall be the duty of the reigning sovereign to determine
what shall be the plan of amusement for the day, and give orders
accordingly.
“RULE 3d. No disrespectful language to be used by any member of this
association.
“RULE 4th. The right of each member of this association to remain in
disguise is recognized, and no one shall be questioned as to his or her
real name without his or her consent.
“RULE 5th. None but harmless sport shall be proposed or indulged in.”
“We think the rules very good,” said the queen, “and we now propose
their adoption. All who favor the rules make it known by saying aye. It
is unnecessary to call for the nays, as the vote is unanimous in the
affirmative--and the rules are adopted.”
“Well,” said Ingomar, “your Majesty will issue your commands for the
day. What shall be the programme?”
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