The Wild IrishmanCrosland, T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson)
History
The Wild Irishman
Crosland, T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson)
National characteristics, Irish
American pork-packing interest appears to keep quite half the country
going. But how have these things been accomplished? Certainly not by
the breeding and rearing of single pigs in people’s houses. No, the
American Irish have gone in for pig-keeping on wholesale and colossal
lines. They have turned the gentleman that pays the rent out of the
house into fields and pens, they have made a business of the feeding and
fattening of him, and they have erected mammoth factories wherein he
may be slaughtered and salted down by the thousand. Ireland might with
indisputable advantage take a leaf out of the bulky lard-stained book
of Chicago. Irish bacon will always command quite as good a price as
the best American that was ever exported. The English market for it is
practically inexhaustible, but apparently nobody but the Americans has
enterprise or courage enough to exploit that market. In America the pigs
for the packing trade are understood to be fed on apples and pea-flour,
and I have seen it suggested that because they are amply supplied with
these staples, the American pig-feeders will always have the advantage
of possible competitors. There are neither apples nor pea-flour in
Ireland; but there is the potato, and if ever an article of food was
designed for a special sort of beast, the potato was designed for the
pig. The Irish should endeavor to remember that if the potato have any
virtue at all, it was intended for the feeding of pigs, and not of human
beings. The English farmer does not, when the dinner hour draws nigh,
lead forth his wife and children to his hay-chamber for nutriment, and
the Irishman should have just as small a gustatory regard for his store
of potatoes. It is pig-feed, my dear Patrick, pig-feed, and not victuals
at all. If the English peasantry were to take to a diet of chopped hay
and husks to-morrow, the English landlords would not lift a little finger
to prevent them, and within a twelvemonth they would adjust matters by
putting up rents all round. So long as you, the low wild Irish, choose
to be content with the same diet as your household pet, so long may you
remain content, and so long will the landlords look to it that you get
no other food. I do not believe for a moment that Ireland is going to
be regenerated on political, measure-making Parliamentary lines. Her
regeneration will have to come out of herself. So much of it as has
already been accomplished has come wholly out of herself, and not out
of legislation at all. The rest will follow if the Irish people have a
mind to deal as straightly with themselves in the future as they have
dealt with themselves in the past. And I should say that at all costs the
potato-and-pig habit, as it now exists in Ireland, should be broken, and
got rid of, and utterly wiped out.
CHAPTER XX
EMIGRATION
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