Bitterly ashamed at having his motives thus misconstrued, Uncle Fred
hurried away. His course now took him westward along the Strand, which
was packed from end to end with seekers after diversion—mostly soldiers
and their adherents. He plodded steadily through the press, with the
air of a man who has a definite goal before him. This was the second
week of his search for Marjorie, but he had considerably modified the
plan of action laid down for him by his elder brother. His attempts to
call upon the theatrical managers of London, _seriatim_, for the purpose
of compelling them to disgorge his niece, had resulted in a sequence of
humiliating reverses at the hands of stunted but precocious children in
the outer office. Uncle Fred had now evolved a plan of his own. He had
observed that theatres were accustomed to stimulate the appetites of
their patrons by displaying samples of their wares—in the form of large
framed photographs—outside the entrance to the theatre. Good! He would
resolve himself into an investigating committee of one, visit each
theatre in turn, and examine photographs until he had located Marjorie.
After that, the stronghold itself must be penetrated. A somewhat
hazardous enterprise, he decided, but not without its romantic side. As
already noted, there was the making of a man-about-town in Uncle Fred.
His self-imposed quest had been in progress for several evenings, and,
as yet, had borne no fruit. Uncle Fred was not familiar with the life
of the West End—his knowledge of social life in London, like that of too
many Members of Parliament, was limited to the tea-room of the House of
Commons—and he had wasted a good deal of time hunting for photographs
outside establishments where chorus girls are not usually to be
found—Maskelyne and Cook’s, for instance, and the Polytechnic. Also, it
required expert knowledge to distinguish the humble home of the Drama
from the palace of the Movie Queen. But he was learning rapidly.
Assisted by the advertisements in the daily press and a District Railway
map of London, he had now charted out the whole of theatre-land, and had
very nearly completed a most methodical survey thereof. He knew the
name of every revue and musical comedy in London, and could have given
points, in his familiarity with the features of professional beauty, to
the average Flying Corps subaltern.
He crossed Trafalgar Square, and headed for the Shaftesbury Avenue
district. A hurried reference to the map, in a quiet corner behind the
National Gallery, confirmed him in his bearings. Presently he found
himself before another theatre. It was nearly nine o’clock; but, thanks
to the Summer Time Act, it was still daylight. The name of the current
attraction of the house, as stated on the bill-boards outside, was _Too
Many Girls_. Diagonally across each bill-board was pasted a printed
slip which said, a little ambiguously, "_Last Week_."
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