That is all that need be said about Mr. Albert Clegg for the present.
The main purpose of this brief summary of his character and achievements
is to provide the reader with some sort of key—in so far as keys are of
any use at all where feminine locks are concerned—to the character of
that rather unexpected young person, his daughter Marjorie. For it was
from her father, most undoubtedly, that Marjorie derived her initiative
and determination. From her mother she seemed to have inherited
nothing, except her Christian name and her naturally waved hair.
Everything else—her superb body, her absolute honesty, her lively sense
of humour, her critical attitude towards certain existing things, and,
above all, her warm, impulsive young heart—came from that one supreme
gift of God which is entirely our own—set high out of reach of those
twin busybodies, Heredity and Environment—Personality.
*II*
On the particular spring morning with which we are already concerned,
Marjorie made a bad start. She missed prayers altogether, and was late
for breakfast into the bargain. To crown her iniquity, she entered the
dining-room whistling a secular air, with her arms full of daffodils.
Whistling is at all times an unladylike accomplishment, even though one
whistle like a mavis. Moreover, it was Sunday. Furthermore, Uncle Fred
was present on a visit, and one has to keep up appearances before
relations, however despicable.
"I am not at all satisfied with Doctor Chirnside," Mr. Clegg was
remarking. "But we must employ such instruments as lie to our hands."
"That is very true," remarked Uncle Fred, making a mental note of this
apt expression. Uncle Fred was an industrious gleaner of other people’s
impromptus, with a view to parliamentary requirements.
"As you know," continued Mr. Clegg, "our own Body is not represented in
this county. The nearest United Free Church—which conforms most closely
to our own beliefs—is fifteen miles away. In any case, I consider that
a household should, as far as possible, worship in its own district."
"Quite right," said Uncle Fred. "Like a constituency."
"Besides, we would not get to know people any other way," interposed
Mrs. Clegg timidly.
"My dear," said Mr. Clegg severely, "we cannot worship God and Mammon.
And I will thank you for another cup of tea. John, my boy, eat up that
crust; I know of many a poor lad that would be glad of it. The only
other places of worship within easy reach," he continued, "besides the
parish church (Established, of course), are a Papist Chapel, Burling
way, which I do not go to very often"—Mr. Clegg paused and assumed a
wintry smile, to indicate that he spoke sarcastically—"and the English
Episcopal Church at Fiddrie—where I would as soon see any belongings of
mine trying to disport themselves as in the Church of Rome itself."
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