Science fiction; Short stories; Television game shows -- Fiction
The Winner and New...
by Ib Melchior
_We have long been convinced that there is something about science
fantasy which attracts, in electro-magnetic fashion, the brilliant
sons of famous authors, artists, actors, physicians and tenors.
Fritz Leiber, Jr., Manly Wade Wellman, and Samuel Merwin, Jr. are
three writers of distinction in the genre we could mention in this
connection. And now comes Ib Melchior with his second story for us,
to strengthen our conviction quite unshakably. It is both gratifying
to find a pet theory confirmed and to publish a story as unusual as
this by a TV director who can tune in on the future at will!_
=A TV Emcee may assume anything he wishes about the big question
contest lads. But it’s unusual when they know all about Mars!=
“Hello-hello-hello! This is Bob May wishing a wonderful Quizz Night to
one and all!”
The effervescent young man came bounding out on the brilliantly lighted
stage of the gigantic Capitol Coliseum. The perpetual smile never left
his handsome face, but a note of studied sincerity crept into his voice
as he continued:
“From all of us here I want to welcome all of you out there in the
Coliseum auditorium, and all you folks gathered around the over one
hundred million TV sets watching us tonight. Yes, folks, tonight’s the
night! The one day in the week I know you impatiently wait for. But
before we settle down to the important business at hand, here is a
little message which I know will be of interest to you.”
The lights pouring down upon the young Quizz Master dimmed, and
simultaneously another part of the big stage became brightly
illuminated. The small tally lights on the TV camera aimed at the area
sprang to life with a red glow. A breathtakingly beautiful girl stood
smiling in front of the camera. After a musical fanfare she addressed
the vast, unseen TV audience, her honied words rolling off her tongue
in dulcet, sexy tones.
“Hi! Here I am again, your own Barrie Rose, to tell you about a
_simply super_ new product created for you by those _wonderful_ people
at REJUVENATION! Remember, only REJUVENATION products are _The Real
Thing_--accept no substitutes! And now REJUVENATION has come up with
something brand new. It is ...”
The orchestra launched into an impressive fanfare.
“... REJUVENATION’S new, unequaled _Plasti-Form Spray!_ It comes in
eight gorgeous, life-like colors and textures. Tough-hard _Plasti-Form
Spray_ for men, and soft, silken textures for women. Are you
dissatisfied with your build? Is your figure sub-standard? If you
want masculine muscles or enticing curves get REJUVENATION’S all-new
_Plasti-Form Spray!_ So easy to apply a child of five can do it! Take
Barrie Rose’s word for it, REJUVENATION’S _Plasti-Form Spray_. It’s
marvelorious!! And now, back to Bob May, and the contest you’ve all
been waiting for.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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