Science fiction; Short stories; Television game shows -- Fiction
The commercial message by Barrie Rose over the cameras once again
focused on Bob May and the two contestants. Around both the Incumbent
and the Challenger hovered a curious shimmering, completely transparent
shell. As the cameras went on, two metal rods ending in small
cylindrical two-way transmitter heads rose out of the floor in front of
each of the two contestants.
May adjusted his throat transmitter. “Can you hear me, gentlemen?” he
asked.
“Yes,” croaked Monroe. He had a frog in his throat.
“Perfectly,” said Burton.
“Stand by for your first question then, Mr. Burton,” said May.
He turned to Barrie Rose who was standing off to one side.
“The first question from Univac,” he said tensely.
Barrie Rose touched a button. Immediately a multitude of flashing
lights on a huge panel traced an intricate pattern across the banks
upon banks of small bulbs on the board. In less than a second there was
an audible click, and Barrie Rose extracted a printed card from the
machine. On it was Burton’s first question. Bob May winced when he read
it.
“Mr. Burton,” he said, his voice ominously serious, “here it is: One of
the most amazing cases of the purest coincidence known to the history
of astronomy occurred when a medieval author in a book of fiction
predicted that Mars has _two moons!_ For your first question--what was
the name of the book? Who wrote it? And when was it published?”
Burton’s brow knitted. The audience held its breath. It was not an
easy question. Would the Challenger flunk out at his first try? Then
Burton straightened up: “The book was ‘Gulliver’s Travels,’ published
in seventeen twenty-six and written by one Jonathan Quick--no.
_Swift_--Jonathan Swift!”
“Correct!” shouted Bob May.
The audience applauded wildly.
“Mr. Monroe’s first question, Barrie Rose!”
“Here it is!” Bob May read earnestly: “One of the former Presidents of
the United States was a famous stamp collector. During a war fought
under his administration he advocated the occupation of a small island
by United States troops because of his knowledge of that island through
his hobby. For _your_ first question--who was the President? What was
the name of the island? In which postal district was it situated?”
Almost before May had finished reading the question Monroe answered:
“Franklin Delano Roosevelt. The island was Mangareva in the postal
district of Tahiti!”
“Right, Mr. Monroe! Right!” bellowed the Quizz Master, and the audience
clapped and whistled and stamped its feet.
The questioning continued. The contestants ran neck to neck. But the
strain began to tell. Monroe’s glasses--forgotten--slid down his nose;
Burton’s shock of hair became disarranged. They had been at it for more
than two hours, interrupted only by the REJUVENATION commercials after
each set of questions.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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