"Hair cut or shave?" he inquired, and, receiving no reply, he seized
one of his razors, a formidable-looking instrument fashioned out of a
barrel stave.
A few deft strokes and the deed was done. Partridge, released from the
chair, sprang to his feet amidst the delighted howls of the spectators.
One side of his face was streaked with Stockholm tar, the other with
red ochre.
"Run for it!" exclaimed one of the bears, guiding the bewildered
Partridge towards the tank. The bird hopped it, trod on air as one
foot overstepped the narrow edge, and, with a sousing splash, he
plunged headlong into the water.
He had barely time to gasp for breath when a bear ducked him. Thrice
this operation was repeated before the pie-bald Watcher was allowed to
escape, without even receiving King Neptune's congratulations upon
becoming a Son of the Sea.
The while other victims were being attended to by the doctor and the
barber, and unceremoniously bundled into the tank.
For the most part they accepted the situation with a good grace. In
the case of the passengers who had not crossed the Line before, certain
allowances had been made for them; nevertheless some were rather
rigorously handled before receiving their diplomas as Freemen of the
Seas. Since they had received short notice to the effect that it would
be as well if they "rigged out" to be in readiness for a ducking, they
took the hint, changing into bathing-costumes or any old clothes
obtainable.
One passenger, a burly, six-feet-two individual, with huge biceps
showing up under the tight sleeves of his bathing-suit, certainly gave
the bears a run for their money; for, when they went to bring him to
Neptune's court, they found that he had put on a pair of boxing-gloves.
"Come on!" he exclaimed, with a good-tempered laugh. "I'll take on the
whole crowd, Neptune included."
Nothing loth, a plucky little bear stooped and rushed in to collar the
defiant passenger round the waist. The next instant he was sent
staggering into the arms of one of his companions, and the two
floundered on the deck, capsizing the barber and his two pots of ochre
and tar.
"At him, lads!" roared Neptune, forgetting in his excitement that he
was playing the role of King of the Sea.
Five or six bears rushed at the man from opposite sides. He waited
until they were almost on him, then, without the faintest sign of his
intention, dived straight at the feet of those on his right.
There was weight and power behind those hunched shoulders. Three of
his assailants, swept off their feet, crashed to the deck, while their
comrades, unable to check the impetus of their rush, tumbled in a
confused heap upon the baffled, sprawling three.
From under this struggling mob, like a porpoise in an angry sea,
emerged the stalwart passenger. Springing to his feet he dashed up the
ladder to the promenade-deck, cleared a way between the throng of
spectators, who cheered him heartily, and gained the boat-deck.
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