The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Memnon_ King _Darius_’s General, in his War against _Alexander_,
hearing one of his Soldiers belch out many injurious Words against
that great Enemy, he gave him a great blow with a Halbert, and told
him, _I pay thee to fight against_ Alexander, _and not to abuse
him_.
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_Memnon_ Capitaine de _Darius_, dans la Guerre qu’il avoit contre
_Alexandre_, entendant un de ses Soldats vomir insolemment beaucoup
d’injures contre ce grand Ennemi, il lui donna un grand coup de
Hallebarde; en lui disant, _je te paye afin que tu combattes
contre_ Alexandre, _non pas afin que tu l’injuries_.
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The Physician of _Pyrrhus_ having offered to _Fabricius_, the
_Roman_ General, to Poison his Master, _Fabricius_ sent back that
Traitor’s Letter to _Pyrrhus_, with these Words, _Prince, know
better for the future, how to choose both your Friends and Foes_.
To requite this Benefit, _Pyrrhus_ sent back all the Prisoners: But
_Fabricius_ received them only upon Condition that he would accept
of as many of his, and writ to him: _Do not believe_ Pyrrhus, _I
have discovered this Treachery to you, out of a particular regard
to your Person, but because the_ Romans _shun base Stratagems, and
will not triumph but with open Force_.
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Le Medecin de _Phyrrus_ s’ètant offert à _Fabricius_ general
des _Romains_, d’empoisonner son Maître, _Fabricius_ renvoya la
lettre de ce Traitre à _Phyrrus_ avec ces Mots; _Prince, songez à
l’avenir à faire un meilleur choix de vos Amis, & de vos Ennemis_.
En reconnoissance de ce bienfait, _Phyrrus_ lui renvoya tous les
Prisonniers: Mais _Fabricius_ ne les reçût qu’à la charge de lui
en rendre autant des siens, & lui manda: _Ne crois pas_, Phyrrus,
_que je t’aye decouvert cette Trahison, par une consideration
particuliere de ta Personne, mais parce que les_ Romains _fuyent
les lâches Artifices, & ne veulent triompher qu’à force ouverte_.
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_Diogenes_ being asked of what Beast the biting was most dangerous,
answered, _if you mean wild Beasts, ’tis the Slanderer’s, if tame
one’s, the Flatterer’s_.
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_Diogene_ interrogé quelle Bête mordoit le plus dangereusement,
répondit: _Si vous parlez des Bêtes farouches, c’est le medisant;
si des animaux domestiques, c’est le flateur_.
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_Antigonus_ hearing a Poet call him Son of _Jupiter_; _My Valet de
Chamber_, said he smiling, _who empties my Close-stool, knows but
too well that I am but a Man_.
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_Antigonus_ entendant un Poëte flateur l’appeller Fils de
_Jupiter_: _Mon Valet de chambre_, dit-il en soûriant, _qui vuide
ma chaise percée sçait trop bien que je ne suis qu’un Homme_.
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Whereas Kings are surrounded with Flatterers, and that Horses have
no particular regard for them, _Carneades_ used to say, _That
Princes learn nothing well, but to ride on Horseback_.
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