The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
One asked _Aristotle_ what Liars got by telling lies? He answered,
_That the only thing they got by it, was not to be believed even
when they spoke Truth_.
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On demandoit à _Aristote_ ce que gagnoient les Menteurs à debiter
leurs mensonges? il répondit, _qu’il ne leur en revenoit autre
chose que de n’être point crus, quand même ils disoient la verité_.
180
The Tyrant _Hiero_ having asked _Simonides_ what God was? the
Philosopher desir’d a Days Consideration for his Answer; then two,
and then four, and so put it off from Day to Day: At last _Hiero_
ask’d him why he did not answer his Question, but always defer’d
it to another time? because said _Simonides_ the more I think, the
more I’m at a loss to find out this dark and obscure Thing.
180
Le Tyran _Hieron_ ayant demandé à _Simonide_ ce que c’ètoit que
Dieu, ce Philosophe prit un jour de delay pour y répondre; puis
deux, ensuite il en demanda quatre, & ainsi differoit toûjours.
_Hieron_ à la fin luy demanda pourquoy il ne répondoit pas, &
qu’il le remettoit toûjours à un autre temps? parce que, répondit
_Simonides_, plus j’y pense, plus je m’y perds, & trouve la chose
obscure.
181
_Socrates_ advised young Men to look themselves in a Glass, that if
they were fine and handsom they might take care not to do any thing
unworthy of their Beauty, and if on the contrary they were ugly and
deformed, they should endeavour to drown the defects of the Body by
the Virtues of the Mind.
181
_Socrate_ conseilloit aux jeunes gens de se regarder dans un
miroir, afin que s’ils ètoient beaux & bien-faits, ils prissent
garde de ne rien faire qui fut indigne de leur beauté; & qu’au
contraire, s’ils étoient laids & difformes ils tâchassent d’effacer
les defauts du Corps, par les vertus de l’Esprit.
182
A Man who was never married would persuade _Epictetus_ the
Philosopher to take a Wife, shewing him by many Arguments that
Marriage was a State both becoming and necessary for a Philosopher:
_If it be so, give me then one of your Daughters_, answered
_Epictetus_.
182
Un Homme qui ne s’ètoit jamais marié vouloit persuader au
Philosophe _Epictete_ de prendre une Femme, lui faisant voir, par
plusieurs raisons que le Mariage ètoit bien-seant & necessaire aux
Philosophes: _Si cela est, donne-moy donc une de tes Filles_, lui
répondit _Epictete_.
183
_Servius Geminus_ going one Day to see _Lucius Mallius_, a very
skillful Painter, and seeing his Children who were extreme ugly, he
could not forbear telling him that he wondred _he did make so fine
Pictures and get such ugly Children_. To which _Mallius_ pleasantly
reply’d, _don’t be surpriz’d at it, for I draw the Pictures in the
Day, and get the Children in the Night_.
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