The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
General
The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
One asked _Chrisippus_ why he would not apply himself to the
Government of the Common-wealth? _Because_, answered he, _if I do
ill, I shall displease God, and if I do well, I shall displease
Men_. But Sidonius, his Disciple, turned cunningly that Argument
upon him, and told him: _You ought on the contrary, by all manner
of Reasons, to take upon you the Administration of Affairs_; _for
if you do well, you will please God, and if ill, you will please
Men_.
188
On demandoit à Chrisippe pourquoi il ne se donnoit pas au
gouvernemeur de la Republique? _Parceque_, repondit-il, _si je
fais mal je deplairai à Dieu, & si je fais bien je deplairai
aux hommes_; mais _Sidonius_ son Disciple retourna finement cêt
Argument & lui dit, _vous devez au contraire par toutes sortes de
Raisons entrer dans le Ministere, car si vous faites bien vous
plairez à Dieu, & si vous faites mal vous plairez aux Hommes._
189
_Solon_ being in Company, and holding his Peace, according to his
Custom, there was a young Giddy-brain’d Fellow who told him he
was silent because he was a Fool: _Solon_, without any concern,
answered him wisely, _That there never was a Fool that could hold
his Tongue_.
189
_Solon_ étant en Compagnie, & se taisant, selon sa Coûtume, il y
eut un jeune Etourdi qui lui dit qu’il se taisoit parce qu’il ètoit
fou; _Solon_, sans s’émouvoir, lui repondit sagement, _qu’il ne
s’ètoit jamais trouvé de Fou qui pût se taire_.
190
_Cambyses_ a very severe and rigorous King, caus’d a Judge, tho’
his Friend, to be flead alive, because he took Bribes, and did
not administer Justice according to Law and Equity: And having
afterwards order’d the Judgment-Seat to be cover’d with his Skin,
he placed his Son upon it, to succeed his Father in his Employment.
190
_Cambyse_ Roy fort severe & rigoureux, fit écorcher tout vif un
Juge, quoy que son Ami, parce qu’il se laissoit corrompre par
Presens, & qu’il n’administroit pas la Justice selon les Loix &
l’Equité: Et ayant fait ensuite couvrir le Tribunal de sa Peau, il
y fit asseoir son Fils, pour succeder à la charge de son Pere.
191
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account