The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Alphonsus_ King of _Aragon_, seeing a Gally full of Soldiers ready
to be cast away, commanded she should be succour’d; and as he was
slowly obey’d, by reason of the danger, he was going himself to
its relief; and because every Body told him what danger he exposed
himself to: _Nay_, said he, _I had rather be a sharer than a
Spectator of the Death of my Soldiers._
27
_Alphonse_ Roy d’_Aragon_, voyant qu’une Galere chargée de Soldats
perissoit, commanda qu’on l’allat secourir; & comme on tardoit à
lui obeïr, a cause du peril, il se mit lui même en ètat de courir
à son secours; & sur ce que chacun lui representoit le danger où
il s’exposoit! _Ah!_ dit-il, _j’aime mieux être Compagnon que
Spectateur de la Mort de mes Soldats._
28
King _Henry_ the IV, hearing that a famous _Protestant_ Physician
had quitted his Religion, and turned _Roman_ Catholick, said to the
Duke of _Sully_, who was then with him: _My friend, thy Religion is
very desperate, since ’tis given over by the Physicians._
28
Le Roy _Henri_ IV. apprenant qu’un fameux Medecin _Protestant_
avoit quitté sa Religion pour se faire Catholique _Romain_, dit au
Duc de _Sully_ qui ètoit alors avec lui: _Mon Ami, ta Religion est
bien malade, car elle est abandonnée des Medecins._
29
The same King viewing one Day his Arcenal, a Lord askt him whether
one could find any Canons in the World as good as those there:
_Cods-fish_, answer’d the King, _I never could find better Canons
than those of the Church._
29
Le même Roy visitant un jour son Arcenal, un Seigneur lui demanda
si l’on pouvoit trouver au Monde d’aussi-bons Canons que ceux
qu’ils voyoient: _Ventre saint gris_, repondit le Roy, _je n’ai
jamais trouvé de meilleurs Canons que ceux de la Messe._
30
As one considered the losses which the City of _Milan_ had
occasioned to _France_, he said, It were to be wished that City
had been quite destroy’d: _No, no_, said Chancellour _du Prat_,
_the War of_ Milan _is like Physick to_ France, _to cleanse her of
abundance of lewd and debauched Men that would be apt to infect
her_.
30
Comme on consideroit les pertes que la Ville de _Milan_ causoit à
la _France_, on dit qu’il seroit à souhaiter que cette Ville là eût
été entierement ruinée: _Non, non_, dit le Chancelier du _Prat_;
_la Guerre de_ Milan _sert d’une Purgation à la_ France, _pour
la nettoyer d’une infinité d’hommes perdus & debauchez, qui la
pourroient infecter_.
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