The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Lewis_ the Eleventh, afterwards King of _France_, in fear of his
Father _Charles_ the Seventh, retired into _Burgundy_, where he
contracted a Familiarity with one _Conon_ a Peasant. Succeeding
his Father in the Kingdom, _Conon_ took his Journey to _Paris_, to
present the King with some Turneps, which he had observ’d him to
eat heartily of, when he sometimes came weary from Hunting; in the
way, Hunger constrain’d him to eat them all up, save only one of
an unusual bigness. The King delighted with the Simplicity of the
Man, commanded him a Thousand Crowns, and the Turnep, wrapt up in
a piece of Silk, to be reserved amongst his Treasures. A greedy
Courtier had observ’d this, and having already devour’d a greater
Sum, bought a very handsom Horse, and made a present of him to the
King, who cheerfully accepted the Gift, and gave order that the
Turnep should be given him; when unwrapt, and that it was seen what
it was, the Courtier complained he was deluded: _No_, said the
King, there’s no delusion, _thou hast that which cost me a thousand
Crowns for a Horse that is scarce worth a Hundred_.
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_Louis_ onzieme, qui fut ensuite Roy de _France_, se retira en
_Bourgogne_, pour éviter le colere de son Pere _Charles_ VII, & là
il contracta familiarité avec un Païsan nomme _Conon_. Aprés qu’il
eut succedé au Royaume de son pere, _Conon_ se mit en Chemin pour
_Paris_, afin d’y faire present au Roy de quelques Navets, parce
qu’il avoit observé que le Roy avoit quelquefois pris grand plaisir
à en manger, lors qu’il revenoit fatigué de la chasse. Pendant son
voyage la faim l’obligea de manger tous ses Navets, à la reserve
d’un seul d’une grosseur extraordinaire. Le Roy prit plaisir à la
simplicité de cét Homme, & lui fit donner mille écus; & commanda
qu’on conservât ce Navet parmi ses Tresors, aprés l’avoir envelopé
dans un morceau de Taffetas. Un Courtisan affamé avoit observé
tout ceci, & ayant déja devoré une plus grande somme, il acheta un
fort beau Cheval, & en fit present au Roy lequel reçeut ce present
avec joye, & lui fit donner le Navet. Aprés que le Courtisan l’eût
developé, & qu’il eût veu ce que c’ètoit, il se plaignit de ce
qu’il avoit été trompé; _Il n’y a point de tromperie_, dit le Roy,
_puis que tu as ce qui m’a couté mille écus, pour un Cheval qui à
peine en vaut-il cent_.
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_Alphonsus_ King of _Spain_, said to those who told him that his
Cloaths were so plain that they did not distinguish him from his
Subjects: _I had much rather be distinguished from my Subjects by
my Honour and Virtue, than by my Crown and Purple_,
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_Alphonse_ Roy d’_Espagne_ dit à ceux qui lui remontroient que la
simplicité de ses Habits le confondoit avec ses sujets: _J’aime
bien mieux que ma Gloire & ma Vertu me distinguent de mes sujets,
que le Diademe & la Pourpre_.
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