The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
A Painter having promised the finest of all his Pictures, to one
who had no skill in them, this Man came and told him cunningly,
that his House was on Fire: The Painter cry’d presently to his
Prentice, _Be sure you save such a Picture_: By that means he found
that this must be the best, and he asked it of him assoon as his
Trouble was over, and that he was satisfied that it was but a false
Alarm
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Un Peintre ayant promis le plus beau de tous ses Tableaux à une
Personne qui ne s’y connoissoit pas, elle lui vint dire adroitement
que le Feu étoit en son Logis: le Peintre s’écria d’abord à son
Eleve, _qu’on me sauve un tel Tableau_. Elle reconnut par là que,
c’étoit le meilleur, et le lui demanda aprés que son émotion fut
appaisée, et qu’il eût appris que cette allarme étoit fausse.
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Certain Peasants complaining to a Captain, that his Soldiers had
Robb’d them, he asked them whether they had left them any thing?
they answered Yes, _Well_, said the Captain, _then they are none
of my Soldiers, for they would certainly have taken all away_.
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Quelques Païsans se plaignant à un Capitaine que ses Soldats
les avoient volez, il leur demanda s’ils leur avoient laissé
quelque chose? ils lui repondirent que ouï: _Hé bien_, leur dit
le Capitaine, _ce ne sont donc pas mes Soldats, ils auroient
assurément tout emporté._
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King _Alphonsus_ answered certain Persons, who pressed him to give
Battle when he must have run a great Danger: _’Tis the Duty of a
General, not only to Fight, but also to Conquer_.
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Le Roy _Alphonse_ repondit à quelques Personnes qui le pressoient
de donner Bataille dans une Conjoncture dangereuse. _Le Devoir d’un
Général, c’est de Vaincre, non pas de Combattre seulement._
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_Dragut_, a _Turkish_ Pirate, caused _Ibrahim_ to be put to Death,
just after he had delivered up to him the Town _Aphrodisium_, which
the _Moors_ call _Mahudia_; and because he had promised him his
Life: and great Rewards, he said for his Justification: _That no
body is obliged to keep his Word, with one who had been Traytor to
his own Country_.
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_Dragut_, Corsaire _Turc_, fit tuer _Ibrahim_, qui venoit de
lui livrer la Ville d’_Aphrodisium_, que les _Maures_ nomment
_Mahudia_; et comme il lui avoit promis la Vie avec de grandes
Recompences, il dit pour se justifier: _Que personne n’étoit obligé
de tenir sa Parole à celui quî avoit été Traitre à sa Patriie_.
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_Alphonsus_ King of _Aragon_, drunk so little Wine, that his
Friends wondring at it, he said: Alexanders _excessive Love of
Wine, was a great Blemish to his Glory, for it obscures Reason and
Vertue_: He said likewise: _Wine has two very ill Daughters, Fury,
and brutish Love_.
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