The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Alphonse_ Roy d’_Aragon_, beuvoit si peu de Vin, que ses Amis
s’en étonant, il leur dit: _L’Amour qu’_Alexandre _eut pour le Vin
ternit beaucoup l’éclat de sa Gloire, il fait ombre & obscurit
la Raison et la Vertu_, il disoit encore, _Le Vin a deux fort
méchantes Filles, la Fureur et l’Amour brutal_.
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King _Lewis_ XI. hearing that _Nicolas Raulin_, Chancellour to the
Duke of _Burgundy_, had founded a rich Hospital at _Beaune_, said:
_It is but reason that the Chancellor of_ Burgundy, _who in his
Life-time has made so many Beggars, should in his latter Days build
an Hospital for them_.
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Le Roy _Loüis_ XI. entendant dire que _Nicolas Raulin_, Chancelier
du Duc de _Bourgogne_, avoit fondé un riche Hôpital à _Beaune_,
dit: _Il est bien raisonnable que le Chancelier de_ Bourgogne, _qui
de son tems a fait tant de Pauvres, bâtisse à la fin de ces Jours
un Hôpital pour les loger._
54
_Charles_ Duke of _Calabria_, having Condemned a Gentleman to pay a
Hundred _Florins_ of Gold to a Maid whom he had abused, commanded
him to follow the Maid, who had the Money about her, and make as
if he would take it away from her. The Maid knew well enough how
to keep it, and being come back, complained of his Violence to
the Duke, who told him: _Had you been as careful of keeping your
Honour, as defending your Money, you would not have lost that, Go
Sweetheart, do so no more._
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_Charles_ Duc de _Calabre_, ayant Condamné un Gentilhomme à donner
cent _Florins_ d’Or à une Fille qu’il avoit abusée, il lui commanda
de suivre la Fille chargée de cette Somme, et de feindre de la lui
vouloir óter. Elle seut bien la garder, & revint se plaindre de ses
Violences au Duc, qui lui dit: _Si vous eussiez eu autant de soin
pour conserver vôtre Honneur que pour defendre vôtre Argent, vous
ne l’eussiez pas perdu; allez M’amie, n’y retournez plus._
55
An Astrologer advised a Prince to settle his Affairs, because
within three Days he was to die a violent Death; the Prince ask’d
him, whether he had foreseen what kind of Death he himself should
die? and he assuring him that he was to die of a Feaver he told
him, that to let him see the vanity of his Science he should be
hang’d that very Hour. Now as the Astrologer was seized to be led
to the Place of Execution, he said to the Prince: _Pray see, my
Lord, whether my Prediction be not true: Feel my Pulse, and you’ll
be sensible that I have got a Feaver._ Which subtle Answer saved
his Life.
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