The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) — John Shaqi
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)
General
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)
American literature -- Humor; American wit and humor
Seffy and Sally John Luther Long 372
She Talked Sam Walter Foss 264
Strike at Hinman's, The Robert J. Burdette 342
Two Brothers, The Carolyn Wells 281
Two Farmers, The Carolyn Wells 258
Two New Houses, The Carolyn Wells 221
Two Suitors, The Carolyn Wells 229
Vive La Bagatelle Gelett Burgess 280
Walk William Devere 300
Way it Wuz, The James Whitcomb Riley 261
Yawcob Strauss Charles Follen Adams 370
Yes? John Boyle O'Reilly 222
COMPLETE INDEX AT THE END OF VOLUME X.
THE TWO NEW HOUSES
BY CAROLYN WELLS
Once on a Time, there were Two Men, each of whom decided to build for
himself a Fine, New House.
One Man, being of an Arrogant and Conceited Nature, took counsel of
Nobody, but declared that he would build his House to suit himself.
"For," said he, "since it is My House and I am to Live in It, why should
I ask the Advice of my Neighbors as to its Construction?"
While the House was Building, the Neighbors came often and Looked at it,
and went away, Whispering and Wagging their Heads in Derision.
But the Man paid no Heed, and continued to build his House as he Would.
The Result was that, when completed, his House was lacking in Symmetry
and Utility, and in a Hundred ways it was Unsatisfactory, and for each
Defect there was a Neighbor who said, "Had you asked Me, I would have
Warned you against that Error."
The Other Man, who was of a Humble and Docile Mind, went to Each of his
Neighbors in Turn, and asked Advice about the Building of his House.
His Friends willingly and at Great Length gave him the Benefit of their
Experiences and Opinions, and the Grateful Man undertook to Follow Out
all their Directions.
The Result was that his House, when finished, was a Hodge-Podge of
Varying Styles and Contradictory Effects, and Exceedingly Uncomfortable
and Inconvenient to Live In.
MORALS:
This Fable teaches that In a Multitude of Counselors there is Safety,
and that Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth.
YES?
BY JOHN BOYLE O'REILLY
The words of the lips are double or single,
True or false, as we say or sing:
But the words of the eyes that mix and mingle
Are always saying the same old thing.
FASCINATION
BY JOHN B. TABB
Among your many playmates here,
How is it that you all prefer
Your little friend, my dear?
"Because, mamma, tho' hard we try,
Not one of us can spit so high,
And catch it in his ear."
BARNEY MCGEE
BY RICHARD HOVEY
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