The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) — John Shaqi
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.)
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.)
American literature -- Humor; American wit and humor
And the kingdom is everlasting. A weak love dies weakly with the
occasion that gave it birth; but such friendship is born of the
gods, and immortal. Clouds and darkness may sweep around it, but
within the cloud the glory lives undimmed. Death has no power over it.
Time can not diminish, nor even dishonor annul it. Its direction may
have been earthly, but itself is divine. You go back into your solitudes:
all is silent as aforetime, but you can not forget that a Voice once
resounded there. A Presence filled the valleys and gilded the
mountain-tops,--breathed upon the plains, and they sprang up in lilies
and roses,--flashed upon the waters, and they flowed to spheral
melody,--swept through the forests, and they, too, trembled into song.
And though now the warmth has faded out, though the ruddy tints and
amber clearness have paled to ashen hues, though the murmuring melodies
are dead, and forest, vale, and hill look hard and angular in the sharp
air, you know that it is not death. The fire is unquenched beneath. You
go your way not disconsolate. There needs but the Victorious Voice. At
the touch of the prince's lips, life shall rise again and be perfected
forevermore.
PONCHUS PILUT
BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
Ponchus Pilut _used_ to be
1st a _Slave_, an' now he's _free_.
Slaves wuz on'y ist before
The War wuz--an' _ain't_ no more.
He works on our place fer us,--
An' comes here--_sometimes_ he does.
He shocks corn an' shucks it.--An'
He makes hominy "by han'!"--
Wunst he bringed us some, one trip,
Tied up in a piller-slip:
Pa says, when Ma cooked it, "MY!
This-here's gooder'n you _buy_!"
Ponchus _pats_ fer me an' sings;
An' he says most _funny_ things!
Ponchus calls a dish a "_deesh_"--
Yes, an' _he_ calls fishes "_feesh_"!
When Ma want him eat wiv us
He says, "'Skuse me--'deed you mus'!--
Ponchus know good manners, Miss.--
He aint eat wher' White-folks is!"
'Lindy takes _his_ dinner out
Wher' he's workin'--roun' about.--
Wunst he et his dinner, spread
In our ole wheel-borry-bed.
_Ponchus Pilut_ says "_'at's_ not
His _right_ name,--an' done fergot
What his _sho'-nuff_ name is now--
An' don' matter none _no_how!"
Yes, an' Ponchus he'ps Pa, too,
When our _butcherin's_ to do,
An' scalds hogs--an' says "Take care
'Bout it, er you'll _set the hair_!"
Yes, an' out in our back-yard
He he'ps 'Lindy rendur lard;
An', wite in the fire there, he
Roast' a pig-tail wunst fer me.--
An' ist nen th'ole tavurn-bell
Rung, down town, an' he says "Well!--
Hear dat! _Lan' o' Canaan_, Son,
Aint dat bell say '_Pig-tail done!_'
--'_Pig-tail done!
Go call Son!--
Tell dat
Chile dat
Pig-tail done!_'"
THE WOLF AT SUSAN'S DOOR
BY ANNE WARNER
"Well, Lucy has got Hiram!"
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