The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) — John Shaqi
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
American literature -- Humor; American wit and humor
Major Hammerslea looked at him severely, as if his youth were not wholly
an excuse. "It is, as I said," he observed. "It is one thing to ride an
American pony and another to ride a British Hunter. One requires
horsemanship, the other does not. And horsemanship," he continued,
"which properly is the guiding of a horse across country, requires years
of study and experience."
Lord Frederic looked somewhat unconvinced but he said nothing.
"Of course the dear Major (she called it deah Majaw) is unquestionably
right," said Mrs. Ascott-Smith.
"Undoubtedly," said Mr. Carteret. "I suppose that he has often seen
Indians ride?"
"Have you often seen these Indians ride?" inquired Mrs. Ascott-Smith of
the Major.
"Do you mean Indians or the Red Men of North America?" replied the
Major. "And do you mean upon ponies in a show or upon British Hunters?"
"Which do you mean?" asked Mrs. Ascott-Smith.
"I suppose that I mean American Indians," said Mr. Carteret, "and either
upon ponies or upon British Hunters."
"No," said the Major, "I have not. Have you?"
"Not upon British Hunters," said Mr. Carteret.
"But do you think that they could?" inquired Lord Frederic.
"It would be foolish of me to express an opinion," replied Mr. Carteret,
"because, in the first place, I have never seen them ride British
Hunters over jumps--"
"They would come off at the first obstacle," observed the Major, more in
sorrow than in anger.
"And in the second place," continued Mr. Carteret, "I am perhaps
naturally prejudiced in behalf of my fellow countrymen."
Mrs. Ascott-Smith looked at him anxiously. His sister had married a
British peer. "But you Americans are quite distinct from the red
Indians," she said. "We quite understand that nowadays. To be sure, my
dear Aunt--" She stopped.
"Rather!" said Mrs. Archie Brawle. "You don't even intermarry with them,
do you?"
"That is a matter of personal taste," said Mr. Carteret. "There is no
law against it."
"But nobody that one knows--" began Mrs. Ascott-Smith.
"There was John Rohlfs," said Mr. Carteret; "he was a very well known
chap."
"Do you know him?" asked Mrs. Brawle.
The Curate sniggered. His hour of triumph had come. "Rohlfs is dead," he
said.
"Really!" said Mrs. Brawle, coldly. "It had quite slipped my mind. You
see I never read the papers during the hunting. But is his wife
received?"
"I believe that she was," said Mr. Carteret.
The Curate was still sniggering and Mrs. Brawle put her glass in her eye
and looked at him. Then she turned to Mr. Carteret. "But all this," she
said, "of course, has nothing to do with the question. Do you think that
these red Indians could ride bareback across our country?"
"As I said before," replied Mr. Carteret, "it would be silly of me to
express an opinion, but I should be interested in seeing them try it."
"I have a topping idea!" cried Lord Frederic. He was a simple-minded
fellow.
"You must tell us," exclaimed Mrs. Ascott-Smith.
"Let us have them down, and take them hunting!"
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