The grading of the street has left at this point a gravel bank
some six or eight feet high, on the summit of which is perched
the house of Mrs. Grommer, like a contented mud-turtle on a sunny
stump. It is a one-story affair, with several irregular wings or
additions sprouting out of it at unexpected angles, and, on the
whole, it looks as if it had been originally built tall and slim
like a tallow candle, but had melted and run down into its
present indescribable shape. The architect neglected to provide
this beautiful edifice with a front door, and the inquirer was
compelled to ascend the bank by a flight of rheumatic steps, and
make a grand detour through currant bushes, chickens, washtubs,
rain-barrels, and colored children, irregular as to size, and
variegated as to hue, to the back, and only door. Here his modest
rap was unanswered, and he composedly walked in, unasked, through
the kitchen, and took a seat in the parlor, where he was
presently discovered by the lady of the house, but not until he
had time to take an accurate observation.
Mrs. Grommer had, up to this time, been engaged in making a
public example of certain ones of her grandchildren, who had been
trespassing on the currant bushes of a neighbor, and had been
caught in the act. Their indulgent grandmother, being scandalized
by this exhibition of youthful depravity, with a regard for the
demands of strict justice that did her infinite credit, had
inflicted on several of the delinquents that mild punishment
known as “spanking.” The novelty of the sight had drawn together
quite a collection of the neighbors, who signified their approval
of the deed by encouraging cheers.
Meantime the Individual had ample time to contemplate the inside
beauties of the mansion of the sable prophet. Mrs. Grommer soon
finished her athletic exercise out-doors, and came into the house
to rearrange her dress and receive her company.
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