The reception-room was about 10 by 12, and so low that a tall man
could not yawn in it without rapping his head against the
ceiling. In places the plaster had been displaced and the bare
lath showed through, reminding one of skeletons. The floor was
dingily carpeted; a double bed occupied one side of the room, a
small cooking-stove stood in the middle of the floor and had a
disproportionately slim pipe issuing out of the corner, like a
straw in a mint-julep; seven chairs of varied patterns, a small
round table, on which lay a pack of cards covered with a cloth,
and a tumble-down chest of drawers completed the necessary
furniture of the apartment. The ornaments are quickly enumerated.
A black wooden cross hung by the windows, a few cheap and gaudy
Scriptural prints were fastened against the wall, a chemist’s
bottle, of large dimensions, and filled with a blue liquid,
reposed on the chest of drawers, side by side with a few
miniature casts of lambs and dogs; and on a little shelf stood a
quarter-size plaster bust of some unknown worthy, of which the
head had been knocked off and its place significantly supplied
with a goose-egg.
In a short time Mrs. Grommer emerged from an unlooked-for apartment
and entered the room. She is a negress and a grandmother—her age is
65, and a brood of children, together with a swarm of the
aforesaid grandchildren, reside near at hand and keep the old
lady’s mansion constantly besieged.
As to size—she is large, apparently solid, and would struggle
severely with a 200 pound weight before she would acknowledge
herself conquered. She was neatly attired, and, in fact, a most
grateful air of cleanliness pervaded the entire establishment,
and it was a refreshing contrast to most of the dens of the
fairer-skinned witches heretofore encountered by the cash
delegate.
The sable one entered into conversation, and a few minutes were
passed in cheerful chat, in the course of which she thus referred
to the scapegrace husband of one of her numerous daughters: “They
think Anson is dead, but I can’t station him dead. I think he’s
at sea somewhere, or in a foreign land, but I can’t station him
dead. He might as well be under ground for all the good he is,
for he is such a poor, mis’able, drinkin’ feller that he aint no
use, but, after all, I can’t run him dead.”
At last, the object of the visit was mentioned, and, to the
individual’s great surprise, Mrs. Grommer positively and
peremptorily refused to give him the benefit of her prophetic
powers.
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