She said: “It aint no use; I never does for gentlemen. I does
sometimes for ladies, but I can’t do it for gentlemen.”
Remonstrance and entreaty were alike useless; she was immovable.
At last, she said she would call her “old man,” who could tell
fortunes as well as she could, but she added, with a determined
shake of the head: “He’ll do it, but he will charge you a dollar;
and he wont do it under, neither.” When her hearer expressed his
willingness to learn his future fate by the masculine medium, she
addressed him thus: “You station there, in that chair, and I’ll
send him.” The disappointed one “stationed” in the designated
chair, and awaited the coming of the “old man.” He soon appeared
and seated himself, ready to begin.
“Old Man” Grommer is a professor of the whitewashing branch of
decorative art. He occasionally relaxes his noble mind from the
arduous mental labor attendant upon the successful carrying on of
his regular business, and condescends to earn an easy dollar by
fortune-telling. He is a shrewd-looking old man, with a dash of
white blood in his composition; his hair curls tightly all over
his head, but is elaborated on each side of his face into a
single hard-twisted ringlet; short crisped whiskers, streaked
with grey, encircle his face, and an imperial completes his
hirsute attractions; his cheeks and forehead are marked with the
small-pox.
He was attired in a grey and striped dress, the peculiarity of
which was that the coat and vest were bound with wide stripes of
black velvet. He speaks with but little of the peculiar negro
dialect, except when he forgets himself for an instant, and
unguardedly relapses into the old habits, which he has evidently
carefully endeavored to overcome. He looked at his visitor very
sharply for a minute or two, while he pretended to be abstractedly
shuffling the cards; and collecting his valuable thoughts, at
last he remarked:
“I s’pose you want me to run the cards for you?” The reply was in
the affirmative, and the colored prophet concentrated his mind
and began. Slowly he dealt the cards, and spake as follows:
“You don’t believe in fortunes, my son—I see that. Must tell you
what I see here—can’t help it—if I see it in the cards, must tell
you. You’ve had great deal trouble, my son; more comin’. Can’t
help it; mus’ tell you. I see trouble in de cards; I see razackly
what it is.”
Here he suddenly stopped, and resuming his guarded manner,
continued: “You’ve lost something, my son; something that you
think a great deal of. Now I don’t like to tell about lost
things; I’se ’fraid I’ll get myself into a snare; I’d rather not
say nothing about it; fear I’ll get myself into trouble.” His
auditor here gave him the most positive assurances that he should
never be called into court to identify the thief of the missing
article, and that he should be held free from all harm; whereupon
he consented to impart the following information:
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