It may be mentioned here, however, as a curious fact, that
although all the “witches” profess to be able to “tell lucky
numbers,” and will at any time give a paying customer the exact
figures which they are willing to prophesy will draw the capital
prize in any given lottery, their skill invariably fails them
when they undertake to do anything in the wheel-of-fortune way on
their own individual behalf. No one of the professional
fortune-tellers was ever known to draw a rich prize in a lottery,
or to make a particularly lucky “hit” on a policy number,
notwithstanding the fact that most of them make large investments
in those uncertain financial speculations. Madame Bruce is no
exception to this general rule, and the propinquity of the
“lottery agency” and the “policy-shop,” just round the corner,
must be accepted in explanation of the fact that this gifted lady
has no balance in her favor at the banker’s.
The quality of her magic and other interesting facts about her
are best set forth in the words of the anxious seeker after
hidden lore, who paid her a visit one pleasant afternoon in
August.
The “Individual” visits Madame Bruce and has a
Conference with that Mysterious Veiled Personage.
A man of strong nerves can recover from the effects of a
professional interview with the ponderous Prewster in about a
week; delicately organized persons, particularly susceptible to
supernatural influences, might be so overpowered by the
manifestations of her cabalistic lore as to affect their
appetites for a whole lunar month, and have bad dreams till the
moon changed; but the daring traveller of this veracious history
was convalescent in ten days. It is true, that, even after that
time, he, in his dreams, would imagine himself engaged in
protracted single combats with the heroine of the rolling-pin,
and once or twice awoke in an agony of fear, under the impression
that he had been worsted in the fight, and that the conquering
fair one was about to cook him in a steamer, or stew him into
charity soup, and season him strong with red pepper; or broil him
on a gridiron and serve him up on toast to Madame Prewster, like
a huge woodcock. In one gastronomic nightmare of a dream he even
fancied that the triumphant maiden had tied him, hand and foot,
with links of sausages, then tapped his head with an auger,
screwed a brass faucet into his helpless skull, and was preparing
to draw off his brains in small quantities to suit cannibalic
retail customers.
But he eventually recovered his equanimity, his nocturnal visions
of the warlike servant became less terrible, and he gradually
ceased to think of her, except with a dim sort of half-way
remembrance, as of some fearful danger, from which many years
before he had been miraculously preserved.
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