It needed no long cogitation or extended argument to convince
Johannes, the “Individual,” the Cash Customer, of the immense
practical value of such a steed, to say nothing of his costing
nothing to keep, and of its therefore being utterly impossible
for him to “eat his own head off,” and of his never growing old,
and of his never having any of the multitudinous diseases that
afflict ordinary horses without any intermixture of magic blood,
and therefore of it being out of the question for anybody to
cheat his owner in a horse-trade.
Why, only think of his value for livery purposes in case his
happy proprietor was disposed to let other folks use him for a
proper compensation. He could of course be trained to carry
double, and no doubt Mr. Rarey, or some other person potent in
horse education, could easily break him to go in harness.
It wasn’t likely, Johannes cogitated, that the judges would allow
him to enter his ligneous racer at the Fashion Course, so that
he’d not get a chance to win any money from Lancet and Flora
Temple, still there was a hope, even on that point.
So, in search of the witch wife, whose dower should be the
broomstick horse, that should set the fond couple up in business,
started the sanguine lover.
Having had some experience of New York fortune-tellers and others
in the magic line, and not thinking they were of the sort likely
to have so great a treasure, he started for the suburbs, and
crossed the ferry to Williamsburgh, in order to pay a visit of
inquiry, and if possible to take the initiatory step in courting
Mrs. Pugh, of No. 102 South First Street, in that city.
He designed, of course, to buy a “fortune” at a liberal price,
for the purpose of setting the lady in good-humor as a necessary
preliminary step. He really had hopes that she would prove to be
of a slightly different style from some of the New York
fortune-tellers, who seem to have mistaken their profession and
to be hardly up to reading the stars with success, although they
might be fully equal to all the financial exigencies of an apple
and peanut stand, or might win an honorable distinction crying
“radishes and lettuce” in the early morning hours; or upon trial,
might, perhaps, evince a decided genius for the rag-picking
business, or preside over the fortunes of a soap-fat cart with
distinguished ability.
Threading the winding ways of Williamsburgh is by no means an
easy task for one unaccustomed, and it was only by incessantly
stopping the passers-by and making the most minute inquiries that
this lady was ever achieved at all.
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