Art -- Forgeries -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
The crate contained nothing less than Manet's "Boy With Drum." Sack
gasped. Bonesteel grunted. Woodward carefully inspected the empty crate
for a note, but found none. Had the picture been delivered to them
by error? It did not seem so, for their corporate name was plainly
stencilled on the crate. Sack gave Bonesteel a significant look. The
masterpiece, they knew, was part of the Palumbo collection. Could it
be that the Countess had chosen this dramatic gesture to indicate
her desire to let them handle her considerable business? After much
consultation, Woodward was nominated to make the call, which was
effected not five minutes after the Countess had angrily hung up on
Bouser & Baillie. _Another_ "Boy With Drum"? She flew into a rage and
screamed out a variety of Central European epithets, then flung her
telephone receiver the full length of its coiled elastic cord, so that
as she stomped furiously out of the room, the receiver crept cautiously
back toward its table, while poor Woodward, in London, sat transfixed,
staring foolishly at his two worried partners and at the mute painting
beyond.
* * * * *
The following morning, Bouser & Baillie telephoned the leading British
authenticator of art objects, Dr. A. B. T. Joll, and politely requested
him to visit their offices to have a look at a picture which seemed
to be an extremely skillful forgery of "Boy With Drum." It was so
skillful, Bouser & Baillie admitted, that it had them baffled. Dr.
Joll, foreseeing a plump little fee, readily agreed, and promised to
bring his full kit of instruments. Nothing pleased him more than the
prospect of detecting a good, sound job of forgery. He had once been
termed by the press "the Sherlock Holmes of the art world," which
privately delighted him; unfortunately, there had yet appeared no
artistic equivalent of Professor Moriarty to provide him with a serious
challenge.
He went down to Bouser & Baillie that very morning, and after spending
two full hours sniffing and poking the canvas, and making several
tests with his own portable super-speed electro-chemical laboratory
apparatus, he turned calmly to face the partners, and announced:
"Gentlemen, this is no forgery. It is the original."
Bouser & Baillie were thunderstruck. They did not doubt Dr. Joll's
judgment (and with reason, for the expert had never once been wrong);
rather, they were horrified by the inescapable conclusion. If _this_
were the original, then the Countess had bought a fake--and had bought
it on the strength of Bouser & Baillie's advice! They sank into
adjacent chairs and sat trembling in silence.
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