Art -- Forgeries -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
_Item_: Every art dealer in Vienna received, on the same day,
twenty-five different paintings by Picasso, Braque, and Matisse.
Each was subsequently established as being fully authentic, to the
consternation of those museums and private collectors in a dozen
countries who had acquired, at enormous cost, the originals.
_Item_: The Tate Gallery in London was notified by the confused
headmaster of a private school near Bath that one thousand copies
of a celebrated Van Gogh had been delivered to him, apparently
in error. At least, he said, they _seemed_ to be copies. He had
recalled that the Tate owned the original. Perhaps the shipment
had been intended for the Gallery? The Tate officials grimly agreed
that it probably had.
_Item_: One morning, the base of one exterior wall of the Louvre
was found to be solidly lined with the "Mona Lisa." There were
hundreds of them, side by side, smiling enigmatically out across
the Seine, and each, naturally, was as genuine as the single one
inside the great palace.
* * * * *
What was perhaps the most serious case occurred in New York. Directors
of a famous art museum were notified one day in a letter from a law
firm that a wealthy gentleman, recently deceased, had willed to the
museum his entire collection of paintings. Would the directors care to
appear at such-and-such an address the following day to inspect the
offered canvases? The directors wrote a polite acknowledgment and the
next day dispatched one of their junior members to the address given.
Presumably the donor had left them an attic-full of junk, but still
there might be something worthwhile there.
The junior member telephoned his colleagues at once. They hastened
to the spot. The collection was most remarkable. It covered every
wall of every room in an otherwise vacant five-story building, and
the directors could hardly call any of it junk, for it duplicated
with the most appalling exactitude the entire contents of their own
museum. Every last painting was reproduced there, and as if that were
not enough, inspection of the basement revealed that for each canvas
displayed in the rooms above, a precise duplicate existed in storage.
The directors were aghast. It was Manet and Holbein all over again, but
on a scale beyond all imagining. To make matters worse, someone had
impudently tipped off the press, and there was a crowd of reporters and
photographers, not to mention a number of curiosity-seekers who had
wandered in from the street. One of the directors telephoned the museum
and ordered it closed immediately, but of course that could not prevent
the instant collapse of the values of the museum's collection.
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