The Women of the ConfederacyUnderwood, J. L. (John Levi)
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The Women of the Confederacy
Underwood, J. L. (John Levi)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Anecdotes; Women -- Confederate States of America
"There is merit in the Republican party. It is this: It is the first
sectional party ever organized in this country. * * * It is not
national; it is sectional. It is the North arrayed against the South.
* * * The first crack in the iceberg is visible; you will yet hear it
go with a crack through the center."--_Wendell Phillips._
"The cure prescribed for slavery by Redpath is the only infallible
remedy, and men must foment insurrection among the slaves in order to
cure the evils. It can never be done by concessions and compromises.
It is a great evil, and must be extinguished by still greater ones. It
is positive and imperious in its approaches, and must be overcome with
equally positive forces. You must commit an assault to arrest a
burglar, and slavery is not arrested without a violation of law and
the cry of fire."--_Independent Democrat_, leading Republican paper in
New Hampshire.
THE UNION VS. A UNION
[J. L. Underwood.]
Early in the war a son of the Emerald Isle, but not himself green, was
taken prisoner not far from Manassas Junction. In a word, Pat was
taking a quiet nap in the shade; and was aroused from his slumber by a
Confederate scouting party. He wore no special uniform of either
army, but looked more like a spy than an alligator and on this was
arrested.
"Who are you?" "What is your name?" and "Where are you from?" were the
first questions put to him by the armed party.
Pat rubbed his eyes, scratched his head, and answered: "Be me faith,
gintlemen, them is ugly questions to answer, anyhow; and before I
answer any of them, I be after axing yo, by yer lave, the same
thing."
"Well," said the leader, "we are out of Scott's army and belong to
Washington."
"All right," said Pat. "I knowed ye was a gintleman, for I am that
same. Long life to General Scott."
"Ah ha!" replied the scout. "Now you rascal, you are our prisoner,"
and seized him by the shoulder.
"How is that," inquired Pat, "are we not friends?"
"No," was the answer; "we belong to General Beauregard's army."
"Then ye tould me a lie, me boys, and thinking it might be so, I told
you another. An' now tell me the truth, an' I'll tell you the truth
too."
"Well, we belong to the State of South Carolina."
"So do I," promptly responded Pat, "and to all the other States uv the
country, too, and there I am thinking, I hate the whole uv ye. Do ye
think I would come all the way from Ireland to belong to one State
when I have a right to belong to the whole of 'em?"
This logic was rather a stumper; but they took him up, as before said,
and carried him for further examination.
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