Artists -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
"'Found it under the carpet, did they? Oh, I'm so glad! I never shall
forget that night, Sam. They wanted me to empty my pockets, and I
couldn't. I didn't care what they thought. Oh, Sam, it was awful! You
didn't think I had taken it, did you?'
"'No, old man, I didn't, and that's square. But why didn't you unload
with the others?'
"Tim craned his head toward Miss Ann's door, listened intently for a
moment, and said:
"'I had one of those little fat quail in my coat-tail pocket; they
passed me two. Ann used to love them, and I knew you wouldn't mind; and
I lied about it when I gave it to her and told her you sent it. Don't
tell her, please.'"
As Mac finished, a log which had perhaps leaned too far forward in its
effort to listen, lost its balance and rolled over on the hearth,
sending a shower of astonished sparks scurrying up the chimney. Marny
bent forward and sent it back into place with his foot. Wharton pushed
back his chair and without a word reached for his coat; so did Pitkin
and the others. The story had evidently made a deep impression on them,
so much so that Marny didn't speak to Pitkin or Wharton until they
reached the Square, and then only to say: "Regular old trump, that
book-keeper--wasn't he?"
Boggs still sat hunched up in his chair. He was less emotional than dear
old Marny, but his heart was in the right place all the same.
"Bully story, Mac--one of your best. Heard something like that before.
Heard it in two or three ways--as a peach in a Bishop's pocket; as a
snuff-box in an admiral's. You're a daisy, Mac, for warming over club
chestnuts. But that's all right. Now, what was the surprise Collins had
up his sleeve when he got up to make his speech that night?"
"Why, Tim's appointment as book-keeper of the new company. His refusal
to be searched of course knocked that in the head. He's treasurer now;
has a big slice of the stock that Sam gave him for luck; has lost all
his wrinkles, looks ten years younger, and is getting a new crop of
hair. Miss Ann has got over her cough and is spry as a kitten--spryer.
They are all out at the mine; she keeps house for them both."
PART II
_Wherein the Gentle Art of Dining is Variously Described._
"Move back, Lonnegan, and let me get at it!" cried MacWhirter the next
afternoon. "You jab a fire as if it were something you wanted to kill!
Coddle it a little, like this," and Mac laid the warm cheeks of two logs
together and a sputtering of hot kisses filled the hearth.
"Don't call him 'Lonnegan,' Mac, in that rude and boisterous way,"
expostulated Boggs. "It jars on his Royal Highness's finer
sensibilities. Say 'Mr. Lonnegan, will you have the kindness to remove
your beautiful and well-groomed and fashionable carcass until I can add
a stick or two to my fire?' Lonnegan has been in society--out every
night this week, I hear."
Mac replaced the tongs and straightened his back, his face turned toward
Lonnegan.
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