Artists -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
"All this time Uncle Jesse was patient and polite, but almighty
mysterious. Bets now began to be made in whispers by the men: It would
be thin oyster soup, pumpkin pies, and cider; or cold corn beef and
preserves; or, worse still, codfish balls and griddle-cakes. Seven
o'clock came--seven-five--seven-ten. Then a gong sounded in the next
room, and Uncle Jesse sprang to the door, raised one hand while the
other fumbled with the lock, and shouted as he swung back the door:
"'Solid men to the front!'
"You should have seen that table! One long perspective of
bliss--porter-house steak and broiled blue-fish--porter-house steak and
broiled blue-fish--porter-house steak and broiled blue-fish down to the
end of the table; and alongside each plate a quart of extra-dry,
frappéed to half a degree, and a pint of Burgundy the temperature of
your sweet-heart's hand! All about were heaps of home-made bread and
flakes of butter, and--Oh, that table!
"We stood paralyzed for a moment, and then sent up a roaring cheer that
nearly lifted the roof. Uncle Jesse wasn't going to sit down, but we
grabbed him by the shoulders and started him on the run for the end of
the table, and there he sat until only heaps of bones and dead bottles
marked the scene of action. Whenever a man could get his breath he broke
out in song, everybody joining in. 'Oh, dem golden fritters!' was
chanted to an accompaniment of clattering forks on empty plates, the
cook and his staff craning their heads through the door and helping out
with a double shuffle of their own.
"Coffee was served in the bar-room, and all filed out to drink it,
every man full to his eyelids and saturated with a contentment that only
Long Island blue-fish and Fulton Market steak with the necessary liquids
and solids could produce.
"While we smoked on and sipped our coffee, Uncle Jesse's silences became
more frequent, and soon the old fellow dozed off to sleep. He was over
seventy then, and was used to having a nap after dinner.
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