Artists -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
"On the death of his father, the late Baron Schweizerkase," continued
Boggs in the nasal tone of an exhibitor of wax works, completely
ignoring Mac's interruption, "the exile, who was none other than Prince
Pumperknickel, returned to his estates, where his beautiful and
accomplished wife, though not of royal blood, now dispenses the
hospitality of his noble house with all the honors which----"
"Will you shut up, Boggs," cried Lonnegan. "Your tongue goes like an
eight-day clock." Then he turned to Mac. "Seems to me I've seen that
waiter before--last summer, if I remember. Where was it? Florian's or
the Panthéon?"
"No, I don't think so," said Mac. "Carl hasn't been out of the country
for two years to my knowledge. Much obliged, Oscar, for giving him a
place." This to the proprietor, who was now beaming across the bar at
Mac. "You'll find Carl all right," and he nodded toward the waiter, who
was again approaching the table.
"Everything suit you, Carl?"
"Oh, yes, yes, Mr. MacWhirter; I was comin' to see you about it, but I
just got back from Philadelphy." The man seemed hardly able to keep his
arms from around Mac's neck. I've seen a dog sometimes show that
peculiar form of trembling joy when brought suddenly into his master's
presence after a long absence, but never a man.
Marny now spoke up.
"Tell us about this waiter, Mac."
"There's nothing to tell; just one of my acquaintances, that's all. Some
I bow to, some I shake hands with--Carl is one of the last," and Mac
nodded and emptied his glass at a single draught, shutting off all
discussion. No one knew better than Mac how to avoid a subject on which
he preferred to keep silence.
On the way back to the Old Building Marny and I walked together,
Lonnegan, Mac, and Boggs behind.
"Something in that waiter Carl," remarked Marny, "or Mac wouldn't have
shaken hands with him. These waiters are a queer lot; they're never in
the same city more than a year. I drew my chair up to a table in Moscow
two years ago in that swell café--forget the name--outside of a park,
and sat me down, wondering which one of my ragged languages I could use
in getting something to eat, when the waiter behind my chair leaned over
and said in perfect English, 'What wine, Mr. Marny?' He'd waited at
Brown's, on Twenty-eighth Street, for years. Hello! Who's Mac talking
to?--a street beggar! Just like him!"
We were crossing the Square now and nearing the Old Building and No. 3.
There was evidently some dispute over the beggar, for Mac was apparently
defending the woman, while the others were objecting to her asking for
alms.
"They've got a password and a signal-call for Mac," continued Boggs;
"he never goes to luncheon but there's half a dozen of 'em strung along
his route."
We had now reached our companions.
"Did you give that tramp anything, Mac?" burst out Marny.
"Let not your right hand know what your left hand doeth, my boy,"
answered Mac, with a wave of his hand as he strode along.
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