Artists -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
Boggs leaned forward in his chair and fixed his eyes on Woods. The
buncoing of Charles Wood, Esquire--a man who prided himself on knowing
everything--was a story so delicious that not a word of it must be lost.
The other men were of the same opinion, for they drew their chairs
closer to the blaze, particularly those who had just come out of the
keen wind in crossing the Square.
"You don't know, of course, for I have never told you," Woods continued,
when every one was settled comfortably; "but when I was real pious--and
I was once--I used to oblige my dear old aunt and go down to the Bowery
and read to the tramps that were hived in a room rented by the church to
which she belonged. I would give them short stories--touch of pathos,
broad farce, or dramatic incident, whatever I thought would suit them
best--from 'Charles O'Malley,' 'Boots at Holly Tree Inn,' and Hans
Breitmann's yarns. I got along pretty well with the Irish, Dutch, and
English dialects, but a new story just out at that time, 'That Lass o'
Lowrie's,' in the Lancashire dialect, upset me completely. I didn't know
how to read it properly, and I couldn't find anyone who could teach me.
I tried it there one night, and after making a first-class fizzle of it
I suddenly thought that in an audience representing almost every
nationality on the globe there might be someone from Lancashire, and so
I stepped again to the edge of the platform, told them why I made the
inquiry, and invited anyone from that part of England to stand up so
that I could see and talk to him. Nobody moved, and I went away
determined never to read the story again.
"The next day I was pegging away at my easel--it was when I had my
studio over Duncan's grocery store on Fourteenth Street and Union
Square, next to Quartley's and Sheldon's rooms--you remember it--when
there came a rap at the door, and there stood a young fellow about
twenty-five years of age, dressed in a shabby suit of once good clothes.
Not a tramp; rather a good-looking, well-mannered man, who had evidently
seen better days. I believe that you can always tell when a man has been
a gentleman; there is something about the cut of his jib that indicates
his blood, no matter how low he may have fallen; something in the
quality of his skin, the lines about his nose and the way it is fastened
to his face; the way the hair grows on his temples, and its fineness;
the rise of the forehead; and the ears--especially the ears--small,
well-modelled ears are as true an indication of gentle blood as small,
well-turned hands and feet. I have painted too many portraits not to
have found this out. This fellow had all these marks.
[Illustration: Not a tramp; rather a good-looking, well-mannered man,
who had evidently seen better days.]
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