Artists -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Storytelling -- Fiction
"Don't you do anything of the kind, Mac; you don't want any drops of red
sealing wax spilt on that middle distance, or any blobs of white; only
make it worse. All you need is a touch here and there of yellow-white
against that purple haze. But you don't want to guess at it. This East
River is a _fact_, not a _dream_. And it's right here under our eyes.
Everybody knows it and everybody knows how it looks. If you want it
true, the best thing for you to do is to go there to-morrow morning at
daylight and wait until the sun gets to your angle. You fellows that
insist on painting things out of your heads instead of following what is
set down before you will run to seed like cabbages. Why you want to
scoop up the emptyings of everybody's wash-basins, when it is so easy to
get buckets of pure water fresh from nature's well, is what gets me."
"Talks like an art critic," growled Pitkin.
"And with as little sense," added Woods.
"More like a plumber, I should think," remarked Lonnegan drily. "Only
don't you go up on that hill at five o'clock in the morning, Mac, or
you'll never finish that picture or anything else. Some thug will finish
_you_. That's the worst hole on the river--regular den of thieves live
under that hill. I came near being murdered there myself once."
Lonnegan's statement caused a sensation.
"You came near being murdered, you dear Lonny?" Mac asked nervously.
"Yes."
"When?"
"Some three years ago."
Boggs, who was still smarting under the contempt with which his
suggestion had been received, now shouted in the voice of a newsboy
selling an afternoon edition:
"Full and graphic account of the hair-breadth escape of a great
architect. Sit down, gentlemen, and listen to a tale that will clog your
veins with dynamite and make goose shivers go up and down your spine.
Here, Lonnegan, rest your immaculately upholstered body in this chair
and tell us all about it. Put up your brushes, Mac; I'll help you wash
'em. Everybody draw up to the fire." (Here Boggs dropped into his own
chair.) "The modern Moses is going to tell us how he was pulled out of
the bulrushes and why he has an excuse for still walking around among
his fellow-men instead of being tucked away in some comfortable cemetery
on a hill under a mausoleum of his own designing.
"Ladies and gentlemen"--Boggs was again on his feet, a ring in his voice
like that of a showman--"it is my especial privilege, and one of the
greatest honors of my life, to introduce to you this afternoon the
distinguished architect, Mr. Archibald Perkins Lonnegan, who----"
"Will you keep still!" cried Pitkin, putting both hands on Boggs's
shoulder and forcing him into his chair. "Sit on him, Marny!"
Mac by this time had laid his palette on his painting table and had
moved to the fire.
"You never told me anything about that, Lonny."
"Well, don't know that I did; 'twas some time ago."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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