it hath serv’d to propogate so many idle superstitions, as all the
benefits it hath or can be guilty of, can never make sufficient amends
for; which unaided by the unlucky charms of Poetry, could never have
possest a thinking Creature such as man. However true this is, I am
myself well able to affirm that none of all our English Poets, and
least the Dramatique (so I think you call them) can be justly charg’d
with too great reformation of men’s minds or manners, and for that I
may appeal to general experiment, if those who are the most assiduous
Disciples of the Stage, do not make the fondest and the lewdest Crew
about this Town; for if you should unhappily converse them through the
year, you will not find one Dram of sense amongst a Club of them,
unless you will allow for such a little Link-Boy’s Ribaldry thick
larded with unseasonable oaths & impudent defiance of God, and all
things serious; and that at such a senseless damn’d unthinking rate,
as, if ’twere well distributed, would spoil near half the Apothecaries
trade, and save the sober people of the Town the charge of Vomits; And
it was smartly said (how prudently I cannot tell) by a late learned
Doctor, who, though himself no great asserter of a Deity, (as you’ll
believe by that which follows) yet was observed to be continually
persuading of this sort of men (if I for once may call them so) of the
necessity and truth of our Religion; and being ask’d how he came to
bestir himself so much this way, made answer that it was because their
ignorance and indiscreet debauch made them a scandal to the profession
of Atheism. And for their wisdom and design I never knew it reach
beyond the invention of some notable expedient, for the speedier
ridding them of their Estate, (a devilish clog to Wit and Parts), than
other grouling Mortals know, or battering half-a-dozen fair new Windows
in a Morning after their debauch, whilst the dull unjantee Rascal they
belong to is fast asleep. But I’ll proceed no farther in their
character, because that miracle of Wit (in spite of Academick frippery)
the mighty Echard hath already done it to my satisfaction; and whoever
undertakes a Supplement to anything he hath discourst, had better for
their reputation be doing nothing.
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