Blunt. Cruel, adsheartlikins as a Gally-slave, or a _Spanish_ Whore:
Cruel, yes, I will kiss and beat thee all over; kiss, and see thee all
over; thou shalt lie with me too, not that I care for the Injoyment,
but to let you see I have ta’en deliberated Malice to thee, and will be
revenged on one Whore for the Sins of another; I will smile and deceive
thee, flatter thee, and beat thee, kiss and swear, and lye to thee,
imbrace thee and rob thee, as she did me, fawn on thee, and strip thee
stark naked, then hang thee out at my Window by the Heels, with a Paper
of scurvey Verses fasten’d to thy Breast, in praise of damnable
Women—Come, come along.
Flor. Alas, Sir, must I be sacrific’d for the Crimes of the most
infamous of my Sex? I never understood the Sins you name.
Blunt. Do, persuade the Fool you love him, or that one of you can be
just or honest; tell me I was not an easy Coxcomb, or any strange
impossible Tale: it will be believ’d sooner than thy false Showers or
Protestations. A Generation of damn’d Hypocrites, to flatter my very
Clothes from my back! dissembling Witches! are these the Returns you
make an honest Gentleman that trusts, believes, and loves you?—But if I
be not even with you—Come along, or I shall— [Pulls her again.
Enter _Frederick_.
Fred. Hah, what’s here to do?
Blunt. Adsheartlikins, _Fred_. I am glad thou art come, to be a Witness
of my dire Revenge.
Fred. What’s this, a Person of Quality too, who is upon 84 the Ramble
to supply the Defects of some grave impotent Husband?
Blunt. No, this has another Pretence, some very unfortunate Accident
brought her hither, to save a Life pursued by I know not who, or why,
and forc’d to take Sanctuary here at Fools Haven. Adsheartlikins to me
of all Mankind for Protection? Is the Ass to be cajol’d again, think
ye? No, young one, no Prayers or Tears shall mitigate my Rage;
therefore prepare for both my Pleasure of Enjoyment and Revenge, for I
am resolved to make up my Loss here on thy Body, I’ll take it out in
kindness and in beating.
Fred. Now, Mistress of mine, what do you think of this?
Flor. I think he will not—dares not be so barbarous.
Fred. Have a care, _Blunt_, she fetch’d a deep Sigh, she is inamour’d
with thy Shirt and Drawers, she’ll strip thee even of that. There are
of her Calling such unconscionable Baggages, and such dexterous
Thieves, they’ll flea a Man, and he shall ne’er miss his Skin, till he
feels the Cold. There was a Country-man of ours robb’d of a Row of
Teeth whilst he was sleeping, which the Jilt made him buy again when he
wak’d—You see, Lady, how little Reason we have to trust you.
Blunt. ’Dsheartlikins, why, this is most abominable.
Flor. Some such Devils there may be, but by all that’s holy I am none
such, I entered here to save a Life in danger.
Blunt. For no goodness I’ll warrant her.
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