Fred. Faith, Damsel, you had e’en confess the plain Truth, for we are
Fellows not to be caught twice in the same Trap: Look on that Wreck, a
tight Vessel when he set out of Haven, well trim’d and laden, and see
how a Female Piccaroon of this Island of Rogues has shatter’d him, and
canst thou hope for any Mercy?
Blunt. No, no, Gentlewoman, come along, adsheartlikins we must be
better acquainted—we’ll both lie with her, and then let me alone to
bang her.
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Fred. I am ready to serve you in matters of Revenge, that has a double
Pleasure in’t.
Blunt. Well said. You hear, little one, how you are condemn’d by
publick Vote to the Bed within, there’s no resisting your Destiny,
Sweetheart. [Pulls her.
Flor. Stay, Sir, I have seen you with _Belvile_, an _English_ Cavalier,
for his sake use me kindly; you know how, Sir.
Blunt. _Belvile!_ why, yes, Sweeting, we do know _Belvile_, and wish he
were with us now, he’s a Cormorant at Whore and Bacon, he’d have a Limb
or two of thee, my Virgin Pullet: but ’tis no matter, we’ll leave him
the Bones to pick.
Flor. Sir, if you have any Esteem for that _Belvile_, I conjure you to
treat me with more Gentleness; he’ll thank you for the Justice.
Fred. Hark ye, _Blunt_, I doubt we are mistaken in this matter.
Flor. Sir, If you find me not worth _Belvile’s_ Care, use me as you
please; and that you may think I merit better treatment than you
threaten—pray take this Present— [Gives him a Ring: He looks on it.
Blunt. Hum—A Diamond! why, ’tis a wonderful Virtue now that lies in
this Ring, a mollifying Virtue; adsheartlikins there’s more persuasive
Rhetorick in’t, than all her Sex can utter.
Fred. I begin to suspect something; and ’twou’d anger us vilely to be
truss’d up for a Rape upon a Maid of Quality, when we only believe we
ruffle a Harlot.
Blunt. Thou art a credulous Fellow, but adsheartlikins I have no Faith
yet; why, my Saint prattled as parlously as this does, she gave me a
Bracelet too, a Devil on her: but I sent my Man to sell it to day for
Necessaries, and it prov’d as counterfeit as her Vows of Love.
Fred. However let it reprieve her till we see _Belvile_.
Blunt. That’s hard, yet I will grant it.
Enter a Servant.
Serv. Oh, Sir, the Colonel is just come with his new 86 Friend and a
_Spaniard_ of Quality, and talks of having you to Dinner with ’em.
Blunt. ’Dsheartlikins, I’m undon—I would not see ’em for the World:
Harkye, _Fred_, lock up the Wench in your Chamber.
Fred. Fear nothing, Madam, whate’er he threatens, you’re safe whilst in
my Hands. [Ex. _Fred._ and _Flor._
Blunt. And, Sirrah—upon your Life, say—I am not at home—or that I am
asleep—or—or any thing—away—I’ll, prevent them coming this way. [Locks
the Door and Exeunt.
ACT V.
Scene I. Blunt’s Chamber.
After a great knocking as at his Chamber-door, enter _Blunt_ softly,
crossing the Stage in his Shirt and Drawers, as before.
_Ned, Ned Blunt, Ned Blunt._ [Call within.
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