Lady _Galliard_, a rich City-Widow, in love with | Mrs. _Barry_.
_Wilding_, |
_Charlot_, The City-Heiress, in love with _Wilding_, Mrs. _Butler_.
_Diana_, Mistress to _Wilding_, and kept by him, Mrs. _Corror_.
Mrs. _Clacket_, a City Baud and Puritan, Mrs. _Novice_.
Mrs. _Closet_, Woman to Lady _Galliard_, Mrs. _Lee_.
Mrs. _Sensure_, Sir _Timothy’s_ Housekeeper.
_Betty_, Maid to _Diana_.
Maid at _Charlot’s_ lodging.
SCENE, _Within the Walls of_ London.
ACT I.
SCENE I. _The Street_.
_Enter Sir_ Timothy Treat-all, _follow’d by_ Tom Wilding
bare, Sir_ Charles Meriwill, Foppington, _and
Footman with a Cloke_.
Sir _Tim_. Trouble me no more: for I am resolv’d, deaf and obdurate, d’ye
see, and so forth.
_Wild_. I beseech ye, Uncle, hear me.
Sir _Tim_. No.
_Wild_. Dear Uncle--
Sir _Tim_. No.
_Wild_. You will be mortify’d--
Sir _Tim_. No.
_Wild_. At least hear me out, Sir.
Sir _Tim_. No, I have heard you out too often, Sir, till
you have talkt me out of many a fair Thousand; have had
ye out of all the Bayliffs, Serjeants, and Constables Clutches
about Town, Sir; have brought you out of all the Surgeons,
Apothecaries, and pocky Doctors Hands, that ever pretended
to cure incurable Diseases; and have crost ye out of the Books
of all the Mercers, Silk-men, Exchange-men, Taylors,
Shoemakers, and Sempstresses; with all the rest of the
unconscionable City-tribe of the long Bill, that had but
Faith enough to trust, and thought me Fool enough to pay.
Sir _Char_. But, Sir, consider, he’s your own Flesh and Blood.
Sir _Tim_. That’s more than I’ll swear.
Sir _Char_. Your only Heir.
Sir _Tim_. That’s more than you or any of his wise Associates can tell,
Sir.
Sir _Char_. Why his wise Associates? Have you any Exception to the
Company he keeps? This reflects on me and young _Dresswell_, Sir, Men
both of Birth and Fortune.
Sir _Tim_. Why, good Sir _Charles Meriwill_, let me tell you, since
you’ll have it out, That you and young _Dresswell_ are able to debauch,
destroy, and confound all the young imitating Fops in Town.
Sir _Char_. How, Sir!
Sir _Tim_. Nay, never huff, Sir; for I have six thousand Pound a Year,
and value no Man: Neither do I speak so much for your particular, as for
the Company you keep, such Tarmagant Tories as these, [To Fop.] who
are the very Vermin of a young Heir, and for one tickling give him a
thousand bites.
_Fop_. Death! meaning me, Sir?
Sir _Tim_. Yes, you, Sir. Nay, never stare, Sir; I fear you not; No Man’s
hectoring signifies this--in the City, but the Constables: no body dares
be saucy here, except it be in the King’s name.
Sir _Char_. Sir, I confess he was to blame.
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