_Lab_. E’en by miracle, Sir; by being drunk, and falling asleep under
the Hall-Table with your Worship’s Dog Tory, till just now a Dream of
Small-beer wak’d me: and crawling from my Kennel to secure the black
Jack, I stumbled upon this Lanthorn, which I took for one, till I found a
Candle in’t, which helps me to serve your Worship.
[_Goes to unbind his Hands_.
Sir _Tim_. Hold, hold, I say; for I scorn to be so uncivil to be unbound
before his Lordship: therefore run, Friend, to his Honour’s Chamber, for
he, alas, is confined too.
_Lab_. What, and leave his worthy Friend in distress? by no means, Sir.
Sir _Tim_. Well then, come, let’s to my Lord, whom if I be not asham’d to
look in the Face, I am an errant Sarazen.
[_Exit Sir_ Tim. _and_ Lab.
SCENE II. _Changes to_ Wilding’s _Chamber_.
_He is discovered sitting in a Chair bound, his Valet
bound by him; to them Sir_ Timothy _and_ Laboir.
_Wild_. Peace, Sirrah, for sure I hear some coming--Villains, Rogues! I
care not for my self, but for the good pious Alderman.
[_Sir_ Tim. _as listening_.
Sir _Tim_. Wonderful Goodness, for me! Alas, my Lord, this sight
will break my Heart.
[_Weeps_.
_Wild_. Sir _Timothy_ safe! nay, then I do forgive ‘em.
Sir _Tim_. Alas, my Lord, I’ve heard of your rigid Fate.
_Wild_. It is my Custom, Sir, to pray an Hour or two in my Chamber,
before I go to Bed; and having pray’d that drousy Slave asleep, the
Thieves broke in upon us unawares, I having laid my Sword aside.
Sir _Tim_. Oh, Heavens, at his Prayers! damn’d Ruffians, and wou’d they
not stay till you had said your Prayers?
_Wild_. By no Persuasion--Can you not guess who they shou’d be, Sir?
Sir _Tim_. Oh, some damn’d Tory-rory Rogues, you may be sure, to rob a
Man at his Prayers! why, what will this World come to?
_Wild_. Let us not talk, Sir, but pursue ‘em.
[_Offering to go_.
Sir _Tim_. Pursue ‘em! alas, they’re past our reach by this time.
_Wild_. Oh, Sir, they are nearer than you imagine: some that know each
Corner of your House, I’ll warrant.
Sir _Tim_. Think ye so, my Lord? ay, this comes of keeping open House;
which makes so many shut up their Doors at Dinner-time.
_Enter_ Dresswell.
_Dres_. Good Morrow, Gentlemen! what, was the Devil broke loose to night?
Sir _Tim_. Only some of his Imps, Sir, saucy Varlets, insupportable
Rascals--But well, my Lord, now I have seen your Lordship at liberty,
I’ll leave you to your rest, and go see what Harm this night’s Work has
done.
_Wild_. I have a little Business, Sir, and will take this time to
dispatch it in; my Servants shall to Bed, though ‘tis already day--I’ll
wait on you at Dinner.
Sir _Tim_. Your time; my House and all I have is yours; and so I take
my Leave of your Lordship.
[_Ex. Sir_ Tim.
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