Sir _Tim_. And that we’ll furnish him with--his Master’s Gold, like all
other mortal things, must return from whence it came.
_Sharp_. Not all, Sir; for _Sham_ and I have dispos’d of part.
Sir _Tim_. Indeed you are a little shabby.
_Sham_. Ay, Sir, Fools were made to repair the Breaches of us that have
Wit enough to manage ‘em.
Sir _Tim_. What--the Goldsmith paid the Money at sight, without
demanding why?
_Sharp_. Readily, Sir--he’s a brave Fellow, and must not be lost so.
_Sham_. By no means, we must make use of him whilst he is hot; for I
doubt the Humour is not natural, and I fear he may cool.
Sir _Tim_. But to our Business.
_Sharp_. Ay, Sir, this same Sister of his you must have;
if it be but to put this insolent Whore _Flauntit_ out of favour, who
manages this Fop intirely. [_Aside_.
Sir _Tim_. Ay, but art thou sure there is no danger in this Enterprize?
Shall I not have my Throat cut? and the rest.
_Sham_. We have none of that _Italian_ Humour now-a-days, I can assure
ye; they will sooner, with a brotherly kindness, assist the yielding
Sister to the willing Gallant.
Sir _Tim_. A good thriving Inclination, by Fortune.
_Sham_. And, Sir, you have all Encouragement; her Brother, you heard,
refus’d to pay her Portion, and you know the Fate of a handsom young
Wench in this Town, that relies on weak Virtue--Then because she is in
The House with her Uncle, this same Steward has contriv’d matters so,
to bring you in at the Back-door, her Lodgings being in the Garden.
Sir _Tim_. This is something--Oh, I’m impatient to be with her--Well, I
must in, and make some Lye to _Betty_ for my Absence, and be with you
presently.
[_Exit Sir_ Tim.
_Sharp_. What Design hast thou in hand? for I suppose there is no such
real thing as debauching of this Lady.
_Sham_. Look ye, _Sharp_, take to thee an implicit Faith, and believe
Impossibilities; for thou and I must cozen this Knight.
_Sharp_. What, our Patron?
_Sham_. Ay, _Sharp_, we are bound to labour in our Callings, but mum--
here he comes.
_Enter Sir_ Timothy.
Sir _Tim_. Come, let’s away, my Lyoness begins to roar.--You, _Sharp_,
go seek after _Bellmour_, watch his Motions, and give us notice.
[_Exeunt_.
_Flaunt_. He is gone, and I believe [Betty Flauntit _peeping out_.] for
no Goodness; I’ll after him, and watch him.
[_Exit cross the Stage_.
SCENE II. _Lord_ Plotwell’s _House_.
_Enter Lord_ Plotwell, Charles, Trusty, _and two Servants_.
_Lord_. In a Baudy-house, with Whores, Hectors, and Dice! Oh, that I
should be so deceiv’d in Mankind, he whom I thought all Virtue and
Sobriety! But go some of you immediately, and take Officers along with
you, and remove his Quarters from a Baudy-house to a Prison: charge him
with the Murder of his Wife.
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