Sir _Tim_. Pox on formal Fops; we have high-born and generous Souls,
and scorn the common Road--Come, let’s enjoy, whilst Youth and Beauty
lasts.
_Phil_. What means this Rudeness? I’ll tell my Brother.
Sir _Tim_. Your Brother! by Fortune, he’s so leud, that should I he so
unconscionable to leave thee a Virgin but this Night, he wou’d ravish
thee himself, and that at cheaper Rates than I design to do it.
_Phil_. How dare you talk to me at this rate?
Sir _Tim_. Talk to thee--by Fortune, I’ll play the _Tarquin_ with thee,
if thou yieldest not quickly--for thou hast set me all on fire.
_Phil_. Defend me, Heaven, from such a Man.
Sir _Tim_. Then it must defend you from all the Sex; for all Mankind are
like me, nay, and all Womankind are, or wou’d be, what I must make thee.
_Phil_. What’s that, a Wench?
Sir _Tim_. Fie, fie, that’s a gross Name; no, a Miss, that’s the Word--
a Lady of Delight, a Person of Pleasure and the rest; I’ll keep thee,
not a Woman of Quality shall be half so fine--Come, dear _Phillis_,
yield. Oh, I am mad for the happy hour--come, say the word, ‘tis but
inclining thy Head a little thus, thy pretty Eyes down, and thy Cheeks
all Blushes, and fetching a long Sigh--thus--with--do--what you please
--at the end on’t--and I shall take it for granted.
_Phil_. That, Sir, you’ll never hear me say to any thing but a Husband,
if I must say it then.
Sir _Tim_. A Husband! it is enough to spoil a Man’s Appetite, the very
naming on’t--By Fortune, thou hast been bred with thy great Grand-mother,
some old Queen _Elizabeth_ Lady, that us’d to preach Warnings to young
Maidens; but had she liv’d in this Age, she wou’d have repented her
Error, especially had she seen the Sum that I offer thee--Come, let’s in,
by Fortune, I’m so vigorous, I shall ravish else.
_Phil_. Unhand me, or I’ll call out. I assure you, this is not the way
to gain me.
Sir _Tim_. I know there is a way to gain all mortal Womankind; but how
to hit the critical Minute of the Berjere--
_Phil_. It is past your Politicks at this time, Sir.
Sir _Tim_. I’ll try all ways, and the Devil’s in it, if I don’t hit
upon the right at last. [_Aside_.
All the soft things I’ve said--
_Phil_. That a Knight of your Parts ought to say.
Sir _Tim_. Then I have kneel’d--and cry’d, and swore--and--
_Phil_. And damn’d your self five hundred times.
Sir _Tim_. Yet still y’are impregnable--I’ll make another Proposition to
you, which is both reasonable and modish--if it prove a Boy--I’ll marry
you--the Devil’s in’t, if that be not fair.
_Phil_. You get no earnest of me, Sir, and so farewel to you.
[_Ex_. Phillis.
_Enter_ Sham.
Sir _Tim_. Oh, _Sham_, I am all over fire, mad to enjoy. I have done
what Man can do (without doing what I wou’d do) and still she’s Flint;
nothing will down with her but Matrimony--what shall I do? for thou
know’st I cannot marry a Wife without a Fortune.
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