_Fran_. Not you, Sir! why, look ye, your young Governor who now is, made
most desperate love to her who is now my Wife, d’ye mind me?--but you,
being a Man of an exact Judgment, to her great grief, gave her to me,
who best deserv’d her, both for my civil Behaviour, and comely
Personage, d’ye understand me? but now this _Carlos_, by his Father’s
death, being made Governor, d’ye see? is to marry me your other daughter
_Clara_, and to exasperate me, wou’d never let me be at quiet till he
had got both of us hither to _Cadiz_, to grace his Wedding; a Pox of his
Invitation, was I so civil to invite him to mine?
_Bal_. If this be your Affliction, you may avoid it.
_Fran_. No, no, I’ll try to force Nature a little, and be civil, or so;
but as soon as the Ceremony’s over, I’ll steal out of Town, whip a way,
presto, i’faith.
_Bal_. But shou’d you do so rude a thing to your new Brother, your Wife
wou’d think you were jealous of her. No, dissemble that Fault, I beseech
you, ‘twill make you odious to her and all the world, when ‘tis needless,
’.is natural for Women to hate what they fear.
_Fran_. Say you so, then I will hide it as much as I can in words, I can
dissemble too upon occasion.
_Bal_. Let her remain awhile amongst us.
_Fran_. The Devil a bit she shall, good Father mine, no, no, I have more
years than you, Sir Father, and understand what Women are, especially
when married to ancient Men, and have the Conversation of young
Men--whose Eyes like Basilisks destroy Modesty with looking on ‘em; the
very Thought on’t has rais’d a Bump in my Forehead already.
_Bal_. I am sorry you should suspect my Daughter’s Virtue.
_Fran_. May be you are, Sir--but Youth you know--
Opportunity--Occasion--or so--there are Winks, and Nods, and Signs, and
Twirs--and--well--in short I am satisfied, and they that are not may go
whistle: and so I’ll to my Wife, whom I have left too long alone, evil
thoughts will grow upon her--Wife, Love--Duckling--
[_Calls her_.
_Enter_ Julia _and_ Jacinta.
_Bal_. Wou’d I had never married her to this Sot.
_Jul_. Your pleasure, Sir.
_Fran_. Only to see thee, Love.
_Jul_. I have a Suit to you.
_Fran_. What is’t, my Chicken.
_Jul_. I wou’d go make a Visit to my Aunt, my Sister _Clara’s_ there,
and I’ll go fetch her home.
_Fran_. Hum--perhaps the Governor’s there too?
_Jul_. What if he be? we ought to make him a visit too, who so kindly
sent for us to _Cadiz_.
_Fran_. How! Make a visit to the Governor? What have I to do with the
Governor, or what have you to do with the Governor? you are no Soldier,
Love. As for a Visit to your Aunt, there’s some reason in’t; but for the
Governor, think no more upon him, I say no more.
_Jul_. Since he’s to marry my Sister, why shou’d you refuse him that
Civility.
_Fran_. Your Sister, so much the worse.
_Jul_. So much the worse?
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