_Fran_. I, so much the worse, I tell you; for mark me, you have been
Lovers lately; and old Stories may arise that are not yet forgotten; and
having under the Cloke of a Husband both Sisters at command, one for a
Wife, t’other for a Mistress, hoyte toyte, there will be mad work,
i’faith; What a mixture of Brother by the Father’s side, and Uncle by
the Mother’s side there will be; Aunt by the Mother’s side, and Sister
by the Father’s side; a man may find as good kindred amongst a kennel of
Beagles.--No, no, no Visits to the Governor, I beseech you, fair Madam.
_Bal_. So, you are at your Jealousy again.
_Fran_. Come, come, I love plain dealing; besides, when she named the
Governor, Flesh and Blood could not contain.
_Jul_. I spoke in reference to his Quality.
_Fran_. A Pox of your Civility; I tell you, I scorn my Wife should be
civil. Why, what a Coil’s here about a Governor! I’ll stand to’t, a Man
had better have a Mule to his Wife than a Woman, and ‘twere easier
govern’d.
_Bal_. But hear reason, Son.
_Fran_. What, from a Woman and a Wife? Lord, Lord, where are your Wits,
good Father-in-Law? Why, what a Devil, shall I be made ridiculous, a
Coxcomb, Cuckold, to shew my Wife? No, no, there’s no Necessity of your
Civility, Mistress; leave that to me who understand the due Punctilios
of it.
_Bal_. Harkye, Son, Harkye!
_Fran_. Father mine, every Man to his business, I say, therefore say no
more of this; for I’ll give my Mother’s Son to the Devil, when any Wife
of mine ever makes a Visit to the Governor; and there’s an end on’t. Was
ever so horrid a Plot contriv’d against her own lawful Husband? Visit
the Governor with a Pox!
_Bal_. ‘Tis an Honour due to all Men of his Rank.
_Fran_. I care not for that, my opinion is, my Wife’s my Slave, and let
him keep his Rank to himself.
_Enter_ Guzman.
[Fran. _gets his Wife behind him, and fences her with his Cloke_.
_Guz_. He’s here, and with his Wife; how shall I do to deliver my Letter
to her;--Sir, by the order of my Master, Don _Carlos_, the Governour, I
am commanded to come hither to the end that, going from hence, and
returning to my Master, I may be able to inform him--
_Fran_. That I am in health,--very well, I was afraid he wou’d have been
harping upon my Wife in the first place--the Devil take her, she looks
for’t. [_Makes signs to have her gone_.
_Guz_. Farther, Sir, he kisses your hand, with a more than ordinary
friendship.
_Fran_. A Pox of his Compliments.-- [_Aside_.
_Guz_. But he charg’d me, Sir, most passionately to present his Service
to your Lady.
_Fran_. Yes, yes; I thought as much.
_Guz_.--In a more particular manner.
_Fran_. Friend, my Wife, or Lady, has no need of his Service in a more
particular manner, and so you may return it.
_Jac_. Indeed, but she has great need of his service in a very particular
manner.
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