_Guz_. Sir, I meant no hurt, but ‘tis always the fashion of your true
bred Courtier, to be more ceremonious in his Civilities to Ladies than
Men;--and he desires to know how she does.
_Fran_. How strong this _Carlos_ smells of the Devil--Friend, tell your
Master she’s very well, but since she was married, she has forgot her
gentile Civility and good Manners, and never returns any Compliments
to Men.
_Guz_.--How shall I get it to her?--Sir, the Governor hopes he shall
have the honour of entertaining you both at his House. He’s impatient of
your coming, and waits at home on purpose.
_Fran_. Friend, let your Master know we are here in very good quarters
already, and he does us both too much honour; and that if we have notice
of the Wedding-day, and I have nothing else to do, we’ll certainly wait
on him, and the next morning we intend to take our leaves, which I send
him word of beforehand to prevent surprize.
_Guz_. But, Sir--
[_Approaching him, he puts his Wife farther_.
_Fran_. Go, Sir, and deliver your Message.
_Guz_. But I have order, Sir--
_Fran_. There’s no such thing in this World.
_Guz_. I’m resolv’d to teaze him, if I can do nothing else, in
revenge;--But, Sir, he most earnestly desires to entertain your fair
Lady in his own house.
_Fran_. Yes, yes; I know he does; but I’ll give him to the Devil
first.--Troth, Sir, this _Cadiz_ Air does not agree with my fair Lady,
she has ventured out but once, and has got an Ague already.
_Guz_. Agues, Sir, are kind Diseases, they allow of Truces and
Cessations.
_Fran_. No, no; she has no Cessation, Friend, her Ague takes her night
and day, it shakes her most unmercifully, and it shall shake her till
the Wedding-day.
_Guz_. Were this Fellow to be tried by a Jury of Women, I would not be
in his Coat to lie with his Lady.--What shall I do to deliver this
Letter?--Well, Sir, since I see you are so averse to what the Governor
desires, I’ll return--but, Sir, I must tell you as a Friend, a Secret;
that to a man of your temper may concern you;--Sir,--he’s resolv’d when
he comes next to visit his Mistress, to make another visit to your
Apartment, to your Lady too.
[_Goes to whisper him, and gives Julia the Letter over his Shoulder_.
_Fran_. Is he so, pray tell him he need not take that pains; there’s no
occasion for’t; besides ‘twill be but in vain; for the Doctors have
prescribed her Silence and Loneliness, ‘tis good against the Fit; how
this damn’d Fellow of a Rival torments me! honest Friend, adieu.
_Guz_. Now is this Fellow so afraid of being made a Cuckold that he
fears his own Shadow, and dares not go into his Wife’s Chamber if the
Sun do but shine into the room--
[_Ex_. Guz.
_Fran_. So, your Mercury’s gone; Lord, how simply you look now, as if
you knew nothing of the matter!
_Jul_. Matter! what matter? I heard the civil Message the Governor sent,
and the uncivil Answer you return’d back.
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